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10 May 2012, 05:54 PM

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tickled me pink,,,,,,,,,,

Elderly couple are in church and the woman whispers to her husband " i've just done a silent fart" what should i do?

Her husband replies "get new batteries for your hearing aid

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10 May 2012, 05:59 PM

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LMFAO

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10 May 2012, 06:05 PM

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Ya big poof

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10 May 2012, 06:06 PM

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lol

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10 May 2012, 07:45 PM

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One of my favourites was when a bloke dropped out an sbd, and everyone was complaining about the smell.

He calmly said, "Never mind lads, just take three deep breaths, the smell will soon go!"

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11 May 2012, 03:04 PM

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Quote:

Originally Posted by addi monster

Elderly couple are in church and the woman whispers to her husband " i've just done a silent fart" what should i do?

Her husband replies "get new batteries for your hearing aid

Now that is a good one. Can't wait to tell it to Mrs Leslie!

Les