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23 April 2012, 05:47 AM
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Note: I am having doubts that this is a real Irish joke. I'll let you guys decide.
Bob and Ralph were fishing on the
Irish shoreline when Bob
Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
No matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Ralph replied with an Irish
Accent, and then reaching into his tackle
Box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking
The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Ralph,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a fecking Genie?' Bob asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle Box,' says Ralph.
'Could I see him?'
Ralph opens his tackle box and
Sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie,Bob says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of Your master.
Will you grant me One wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a Million bucks.
The Genie disappears Back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.
Shortly,the Irish sky Darkens and is filled with the sound of
A million ducks..... Flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks
Bob yells at Ralph,
'What the hell? I asked for a million Bucks,
not a million ducks!'
Ralph answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat DA Genie Is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'
Bob and Ralph were fishing on the
Irish shoreline when Bob
Pulled out a cigar. Finding he had
No matches,he asked Ralph for a light.
'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,'
Ralph replied with an Irish
Accent, and then reaching into his tackle
Box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.
'My God, man!' exclaimed Bob,taking
The huge Bic Lighter in his hands.
'Where'd yew git dat monster?'
'Well,' replied Ralph,
'I got it from my Genie.'
'You haff a fecking Genie?' Bob asked.
'Ya, shure. It's right here in my tackle Box,' says Ralph.
'Could I see him?'
Ralph opens his tackle box and
Sure enough, out pops the Genie.
Addressing the Genie,Bob says,
'Hey dere! I'm a good pal of Your master.
Will you grant me One wish?'
'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.
So Bob asks the Genie for a Million bucks.
The Genie disappears Back into the tackle box leaving
Bob sitting there waiting for his million Bucks.
Shortly,the Irish sky Darkens and is filled with the sound of
A million ducks..... Flying directly overhead.
Over the roar of the million ducks
Bob yells at Ralph,
'What the hell? I asked for a million Bucks,
not a million ducks!'
Ralph answers,
'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat DA Genie Is hard of hearing.
Do yew really tink I asked for a 10 inch Bic?'
23 April 2012, 09:38 PM
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reminds my of my irish cousin getting a job in a soft toy factory that made the "tickle me Elmo" toy from Sesame Street.
Every toy that went down the production line she sewed on a pair of ***** - on her first day she got fired for her what her manager viewed as a perverse and crude joke.
In her defence she told her manager "you told me that as each toy passes by on the production line to give it two test tickles!!!"
Every toy that went down the production line she sewed on a pair of ***** - on her first day she got fired for her what her manager viewed as a perverse and crude joke.
In her defence she told her manager "you told me that as each toy passes by on the production line to give it two test tickles!!!"
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