convict
21 April 2012, 02:23 PM
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convict
A convict breaks in to a house & ties up the husband & his wife.
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed u, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's ****ing strong now.
He jumps on the wife, kisses her ear, then runs to the bathroom. The husband whispers to his wife "Satisfy him, or he'll kill us. I saw the way he kissed u, just be strong, I love you!"
The wife replies "He didn't kiss me, he whispered in my ear he's gay, horny & looking for vaseline. I told him its in the bathroom. Lets see who's ****ing strong now.
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