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Old 03 April 2012, 09:03 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/ar...beautiful.html
Old 03 April 2012, 10:11 PM
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I agree,april fools

that or she walks around with her mindge on show with a free ride ticket stuck to her **** ready for some sod to pull off and use on her i guess
Old 03 April 2012, 10:16 PM
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It must be she isn't that pretty.
Old 03 April 2012, 11:30 PM
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Yep, thats gotta be a wind up.... She aint no princess.... Or one hell of an ego!
Old 03 April 2012, 11:46 PM
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She seems rather up herself to say the least.
Old 04 April 2012, 02:03 AM
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She's more full of **** than a Glastonbury porta loo.
Old 04 April 2012, 03:51 AM
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Husband farms her out for sex, cuckold style.

It's obvious.
Old 04 April 2012, 07:26 AM
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er.. she's a moose
Old 04 April 2012, 07:33 AM
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I got bored reading it, regardless of the content she comes across as self centred, and she clearly must be one of those snobby cows that either shuns you if your not in here class or plays on pouting etc if you are..... either way it doesnt warrant me writing this but hey ho... anything else worth reading..........
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5000 comments of mainly women bitching about her, maybe she has a point
Old 04 April 2012, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by PaulC72
It must be she isn't that pretty.

Deluded springs to mind
Old 04 April 2012, 08:31 AM
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This is quite funny.

http://newsthump.com/2012/04/04/sama...rther-anguish/
Old 04 April 2012, 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
er.. she's a moose

Old 04 April 2012, 09:20 AM
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Is she pregnant in that picture?
Old 04 April 2012, 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by warrenm2
Is she pregnant in that picture?
They already have one kid.
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Old 04 April 2012, 01:36 PM
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I have seen considerably better than that...regularly!

Les
Old 04 April 2012, 01:44 PM
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I think she is a wind up merchant. She wrote in an article a while ago how she had exploited her 'sexual capital' at university to get a good job in the media. She said she use her attractiveness to pull Uni Professors so she could get connected. Then during her 'media career' she would find the most useful men for her career then flatter them and sleep with them to further her career. Then she bragged about her job and the size of her house basically. She's not even hot.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I think she is a wind up merchant.
^This is exctly it! People shouldn't get their Y-Fronts in twist due to somebody's delusion of grandeur.

I scanned through the article, and grapped about 3 lines of her mememe-ing. What a boring read, fair play.


She's not even hot.
Talking about hot, how's your hot dentist doing, Tony?
Old 04 April 2012, 02:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Leslie
I have seen considerably better than that...regularly!

Les

Does Mrs. Leslie know about it?

If not, I am telling!



Old 04 April 2012, 02:25 PM
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Old 04 April 2012, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Turbohot
Talking about hot, how's your hot dentist doing, Tony?
It was the hygienist but she left I think.
Old 04 April 2012, 03:27 PM
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If she's so beautiful, the photographer must have used a really crap camera.

I've seen better handing out burgers at the local drive through!
Old 04 April 2012, 03:35 PM
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2/10 would not bang
Old 04 April 2012, 04:18 PM
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Well i wouldn't buy her flowers without having a blow job first.
Old 04 April 2012, 05:27 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ Dunk
That is such an odd photo. It is like he is brandishing his phallus but also protecting it with his hands.
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Originally Posted by MJW
2/10 would not bang
I don't believe you. In the right circumstance most blokes will bang almost anything.
Old 04 April 2012, 11:12 PM
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i think she has a point women do slag off other women who are prettier men dont do that i have had girl friends get nasty comments from other women always from some one uglier if that is what they think its ok but keep it to themselves FFS
Old 05 April 2012, 12:22 AM
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Originally Posted by Adrian F
i think she has a point women do slag off other women who are prettier men dont do that i have had girl friends get nasty comments from other women always from some one uglier if that is what they think its ok but keep it to themselves FFS
Get lost Post a pic of a good looking bloke on here, and according to the SN blokes he must be a poof. Men are just as bitchy about good looking other men. Oh and she is not good looking. She is rather ordinary and has a very high opinion about herself.
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Originally Posted by Adrian F
i think she has a point women do slag off other women who are prettier men dont do that i have had girl friends get nasty comments from other women always from some one uglier if that is what they think its ok but keep it to themselves FFS
I don't. I'll admit I haven't read the article all the way through, but if the start is anything to go by, it's no wonder she does get negative comments. I know plenty of decent looking women, more then her imo (and I don't swing that way) that quite possibly know they are attractive, but they don't have some sort of attitude about them, acting like they are perfect and others are below them. In my experience, bitchy comments tend to surround people who act like they are gods gift, not just an attractive person who just simply gets on with life.

In my opinion, she is nothing special. I'm not saying she is a munter, she is just nothing all that pleasing on the eye. Fairly 'normal' looking.


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