Celebrity Sex Tapes ?
21 March 2012, 12:07 AM
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Celebrity Sex Tapes ?
Is it just me, or does most of the country record every sexual encounter they have on a camera phone, especially those that are lower down the celebrity pecking order, am I just a bit straight laced ?
I don't think anyone would really be all that thrilled about watching me and he missus having the annual rut, even if I wear the Predator costume and crack out the Swarfega.
How do all these celebs manage to "Accidentally" release a sex video, are they all cruising round with 64 GB Iphones full of their own sexual exploits, don't they think that its probably a bad idea given their status to record themselves or is it wrong to deny them the basic pleasure of providing an MP4 record of the event.
This latest one "Tulisa", to me is an nonentity from a crap band that does Xfactor but the media seems to think she is a big deal, not sure why the whole Internet is awash with details of a sex tape existing like its the most exiting thing ever, she is a young woman and she likes a ****, or in this case giving some bloke a blow job.
So is it carelessness or a cynical way to massively raise her profile ?
What is the point of trying to gag (how appropriate) the internet, thats like King Canute, sorry Love its out there, if you don't like it don't record yourself munching on some blokes **** or let anyone else record you, not exactly rocket science.
And more to the point, has anyone got a decent link to it ;D
I don't think anyone would really be all that thrilled about watching me and he missus having the annual rut, even if I wear the Predator costume and crack out the Swarfega.
How do all these celebs manage to "Accidentally" release a sex video, are they all cruising round with 64 GB Iphones full of their own sexual exploits, don't they think that its probably a bad idea given their status to record themselves or is it wrong to deny them the basic pleasure of providing an MP4 record of the event.
This latest one "Tulisa", to me is an nonentity from a crap band that does Xfactor but the media seems to think she is a big deal, not sure why the whole Internet is awash with details of a sex tape existing like its the most exiting thing ever, she is a young woman and she likes a ****, or in this case giving some bloke a blow job.
So is it carelessness or a cynical way to massively raise her profile ?
What is the point of trying to gag (how appropriate) the internet, thats like King Canute, sorry Love its out there, if you don't like it don't record yourself munching on some blokes **** or let anyone else record you, not exactly rocket science.
And more to the point, has anyone got a decent link to it ;D
21 March 2012, 10:55 AM
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Wife has a friend who looks like Tulisa and has fake baps. I make no apologies for finding dirty chav tramps highly arousing 
Best sex tape for me was Abby Titsout. If it wasn't for that idiot Blue Peter presenter being incapable of holding a camera propely it would have been great.
I think everyone goes through pics/video phases not just celebs.
Best sex tape for me was Abby Titsout. If it wasn't for that idiot Blue Peter presenter being incapable of holding a camera propely it would have been great.
I think everyone goes through pics/video phases not just celebs.
21 March 2012, 11:18 AM
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21 March 2012, 02:42 PM
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I just hope that when I become famous, my sex tape won't ever get realised.. 
About a couple months ago, there was a sex tape released showing some Big Brother Housemate riding some bloke. I don't think it's a big deal, but I'm pretty sure they do it to gain publicity.
About a couple months ago, there was a sex tape released showing some Big Brother Housemate riding some bloke. I don't think it's a big deal, but I'm pretty sure they do it to gain publicity.
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This latest one "Tulisa", to me is an nonentity from a crap band that does Xfactor but the media seems to think she is a big deal, not sure why the whole Internet is awash with details of a sex tape existing like its the most exiting thing ever, she is a young woman and she likes a ****, or in this case giving some bloke a blow job.
So is it carelessness or a cynical way to massively raise her profile ?
The gagging order might well be more cynical marketing straight out of the Apple book i.e. ensure demand exceeds supply by restricting supply initially and then let the accumulated hype sell the product on mass when the bottleneck is finally removed!
Any money it's not even a good BJ.
Lets all have a friendly, but bad taste (excuse the pun) bet on how it ends!! I'm hoping for an angry pirate!!
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22 March 2012, 12:40 AM
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It's all rather degrading isn't it though? Who wants to watch a badly made video of two people ****ing?
Having said that back in the day the Pam & Tommy one was pretty epic as it was like the original celeb sex video, and the internet as just starting. It was as innocent as a celeb sex tape can be.
Having said that back in the day the Pam & Tommy one was pretty epic as it was like the original celeb sex video, and the internet as just starting. It was as innocent as a celeb sex tape can be.
22 March 2012, 12:42 AM
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plus she looks kind of needy for his affection/reassurance all the time.
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