FullofPo

Alright people

Mate of mine has an evil ex-wife and I was wondering the best way around signing up the cow for junk mail, cold calls etc. She is quite happy to play games , stopping him see his kids etc.

Just want to fill her letterbox with crap, get calls all the time and spend her time wading through junk.

Any good websites ?

scooby595

Apply for a bad credit loans, reckon that'll sort it.

I get loads and haven't even applied for anything, hate to think what you get if, god forbid you actually apply!!!

Jamo

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my mate just advertised a brand new iphone 4s for £250 with her mobile number stating ring anytime day or night, it was advertised in all the free ads and other ones lol.

apparantly it was ringing constantly for over a week lol

Blue and Gold

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give her details to red cross and tell them that she is willing to donate handsomely

FullofPo

great suggestions lads, keep them coming, really do appreciate it

davegtt

Print some "sexy time cards" with her phone number on and post them in a load of phone boxes etc

jonc

Get her details on Readers Digest, possibly the worst place or best place, depending on you point of view, to register to get bombarded with junk mail and do a few home and car insurance quotes from comparison sites. I'm still suffering after looking for quotes from last year!!

D6ale

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Register her with Westminster coins, they are known for sending people collectable coin packs in the post, then leaving it with the recipient to send them back or pay for them. If they don't pay or return the coins they chase and threaten the recipient.

ScoobyWon't

My mate puts up "Hit man for hire" cards in the customer advertisement board of the local Tesco.

davegtt

DFDS Seaways send me junk once a week because Ive sailed with them before, dunno if you can register on their site for info.

subaruturbo_18

I applied for a loan once but then realised it was a payday loan (don't know how I made this error) and that was last year and I still get daily texts an phone calls, even though I have since registered my number to stop spam!!

Pjamie

That's a particularly nasty thing to do - highly illegal, but you'd have to caught.

Every time she applies for something they will do a credit search and this search will be marked on her credit file. The more searches done, the more it will have an effect, as other companies see searches being done and assume she is attempting to borrow big time.

Too many searches in a short period of time - even if money isn't borrowed - is not good for your short-term credit rating. Don't be surprised if things like interest rates on credit card go up shortly after something like this.

Lisawrx

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Go on any catalogue sites i.e. Littlewoods, Very, Simply Be (she might be insulted by that one if she's not a bigger built woman, though I'm not saying there is anything wrong with being bigger-I'd have a cheek ) etc. I'm sure you get the picture. Basically search out any sites that offer free catalogues and enter her details.

Not only is it junk, it's big junk.

JackClark

Apple.

Just trying to get the thread locked as promoting criminal activity winds me up.

subaruturbo_18

Apple?

BOB.T

Jehovah's witnesses, job done.

L.J.F

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The best one is to order a couple of back page birds to her house on a Saturday night takeaways are also great along with middle of the night call out by a emergency plumber etc.

GlesgaKiss

That's pretty bad and just asking for trouble. Best way to wind up a woman is surely to move on and have nothing more to do with her.

Pjamie

I agree. I did say it was illegal. You would be committing fraud if you did this, and messing with someone's credit rating without cause is likely to cost you £1000 in compensation for each time you do it if they took you to court.

Sometimes in these circumstances it's better to be dignified and adult about it. Let them mess around as much as they want as the only people they're really hurting is the kids...and they will eventually realize what's going on.

cookstar

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Or, leave all this messing around for people on her level ..






















Just go round and kick her in the front bottom.

davegtt

But if its bad timing just do the back bottom

scooby595

Apologies for the credit suggestion. Didn't even think of the legality side of it. I just put it cos I get loads of crap loan offers everyday.

I certainly don't condone illegal activities either, sincere apologies.

Steve

FullofPo

Thanks you lot, had fun today sorting out a few things already and she will be getting a few phone calls and crap coming her way already. Loved some of the suggestions here

Nothing illegal of course just annoying as hell.

cvernon1988

I have done this as an old mate took the mick out of me I got charged with Fraud By Deception and Harassment which landed me in prison and and 12 months of probation I would not do it as it is Fraud by Deception belive me with that on your criminal record its hard to get a bank account and tyo even get a job

ossett2k2

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Holy thread revival batman!

Cpt Jack Sparrow

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Is that not obvious, every time there is an Apple thread it decends into slanging and gets locked or removed.

Bringing up Apple products and how good they will degenerate this thread....

Yancy Elaine Peek

did you ever find any sites? I need some for my evil, ugly, rude step sister. Send me links if you found some that work.

Siouxey

Sign her up for AARP. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.