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Shes that fat I have to roll Her in flour to find the wet patch
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I heard they sent the space shuttle up to photograph the other side of her
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That's what I thought. Fail
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She's that fat she sweats butter
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Shes that fat I have to roll Her in flour to find the wet patch
she a good ****
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Shes that fat I have to roll Her in flour to find the wet patch
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JOZ are all your other 14500 post as witty
You must be a real catch for some lucky lady
25 February 2012, 03:32 PM
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........when she fell over and gashed her leg, gravy came out.
25 February 2012, 03:35 PM
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Her pits are so hairy it looks like shes got Don King in a headlock
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25 February 2012, 04:13 PM
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JOZ are all your other 14500 post as witty
You must be a real catch for some lucky lady
*groan*
Probably wittier than your choice of jokes TBH.
(Also your arithmetic is not great.)
Your joke is as old as the hills - as pointed out by others (not just me, I might add).
Get over it.
It's just a 'shame'
you were incapable of decoding my 'not be taken seriously,
friendly "
"'... The problem of cyberchat, I guess. Oh well never mind.
Peace be with you.
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*groan*
Probably wittier than your choice of jokes TBH.
(Also your arithmetic is not great.)
Your joke is as old as the hills - as pointed out by others (not just me, I might add).
Get over it.
It's just a 'shame'
you were incapable of decoding my 'not be taken seriously,
friendly "
"'... The problem of cyberchat, I guess. Oh well never mind.
Peace be with you.
There you go Jiz thought I'd reply as that will give you an opportunity to make another post
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lol
You're the one who decided to 'make a thing of it'.
It's laughable you get so easily 'hurt' over such an inane comment. Sad.
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Makes me feel ill to see that!
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Joz never meant any grief Crooked, just some friendly banter
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At last,
someone understands.
Clive, how's your beautiful beast, these days? (Er, your P1 that is!
). Has it been reliable?
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Les, you're not allowed to say that
-- it's "sizeist".
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You could fashion a medieval trebuchet with that 'thong'
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Who would let her sit on your face then.
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You could fashion a medieval trebuchet with that 'thong'
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Get Jamo a picture of her, so she can be number 13 next week on BOTW
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..And the custodian of said 'thong' could be employed as the trebuchet's counterweight too.
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Who would let her sit on your face then.
Definitely wouldn't hear the radio!
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"You never forget your first Krushem."
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At last,
someone understands.
Clive, how's your beautiful beast, these days? (Er, your P1 that is!
). Has it been reliable?
Thought you was on about my Mrs at first
Car is running lovely thanks mate. Reliable ? .... only let me down twice in 43 000
Just had rebuild so it will be good for several years now
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What was the reason for the rebuild again? Forgotten. Just general wear, wasn't it?
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(Also your arithmetic is not great.)
you were incapable of decoding my 'not be taken seriously, friendly "
"'... The problem of cyberchat, I guess. Oh well never mind. 
There you go Jiz thought I'd reply as that will give you an opportunity to make another post 
). Has it been reliable?
-- it's "sizeist". 
