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Old 10 February 2012, 11:08 AM
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Injury lawyers 4u are ****. when our neighbours 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to take a photo of her gash. Guess whos in court tomorrow.
Old 10 February 2012, 11:15 AM
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Old 10 February 2012, 11:17 AM
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Old 10 February 2012, 11:21 AM
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Old 10 February 2012, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
Sorry? WTF is anyone in court????? 15 year old climbs fence she shouldn't have. Learns lesson. End of!

Dave
That's even funnier than the first post lol

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Old 10 February 2012, 11:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Godspeed Brakes
That's even funnier than the first post lol
lololol
Old 10 February 2012, 11:30 AM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Injury lawyers 4u are ****. when our neighbours 15 year old daughter cut herself climbing our fence they told me to take a photo of her gash. Guess whos in court tomorrow.
They? Who?
gash? hmm
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Originally Posted by SamUK
They? Who?
gash? hmm
Old 10 February 2012, 12:32 PM
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tbh why would you take a picture of your neighbours daughter's "gash" - on the request of some Lawyers, who are presumably going to sue you

the joke would read better if your 16old daughter cut herself on a neighbours fence, and you were asked to take a picture, then ended up in court
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
tbh why would you take a picture of your neighbours daughter's "gash" - on the request of some Lawyers, who are presumably going to sue you

the joke would read better if your 16old daughter cut herself on a neighbours fence, and you were asked to take a picture, then ended up in court

you're **** ..
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[QUOTE=pimmo2000;10480160]you're **** .. [/QUO
Hmmm am i alone
Old 10 February 2012, 01:57 PM
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Old 10 February 2012, 02:07 PM
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ITS A JOKE
Come on lads wake up

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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
the joke would read better if your 16old daughter cut herself on a neighbours fence, and you were asked to take a picture, then ended up in court
It's probably legal to take a picture of a 16 y/o gash.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
It's probably legal to take a picture of a 16 y/o gash.
Depends if one is known to be taking the photo or if it's a bit of sneaky perving.
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Originally Posted by hutton_d
I don't use that particular "term" very often "in my neck of the woods" ....

Dave
If the joke had "lady garden" in there, you'd have got it first time eh?
Old 11 February 2012, 05:01 PM
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There's some slow ******* on here.
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Originally Posted by SLAB
ITS A JOKE

Come on lads wake up
We would never have known!

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Old 15 February 2012, 12:58 PM
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Some of them still havnt lololol , must be the water there Drinking.
But then if your not from the north the person reading for you hasn't told it the right way
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When I posted this on facebook my mum asked me why was a girl climbing my fence... FFS
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you must feel like a kid on blackpool beach on here sometimes
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