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Old 27 December 2011, 04:04 PM
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I went for some beers to the shop and bought a tube of Pringles Thai Sweet Chilli as they were on offer for a quid. I had the whole tube to my self. The other half is now skulking calling me greedy ********!!

Do I,

A: Go and buy her a tube.

Or,

B: Smash her teeth out?


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Old 27 December 2011, 04:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Will
I went for some beers to the shop and bought a tube of Pringles Thai Sweet Chilli as they were on offer for a quid. I had the whole tube to my self. The other half is now skulking calling me greedy *******!!

Do I,

A: Go and buy some lube.

Or,

B: Smash her back doors in?


Both A +B.
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:14 PM
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Its got to be A given the time off year !!!


by the nature off your question I think you have certainly been having a little something to wash them down with ??!!
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:16 PM
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A

then come back give her a **** hand her the pringles then relax with a beer.
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:16 PM
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Very selfish imo, should be ashamed of yourself and eating a whole tube, you fat greedy b4stard!
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:33 PM
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Get the pringles and use the pringles to accomplish part B
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:49 PM
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isnt it 2 for one ??


back of the class
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Old 27 December 2011, 04:54 PM
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buy 1 pack get 2 free in morrisons then see who the greedy ****er is!!
oh and then smash her back doors in
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Old 27 December 2011, 05:30 PM
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Bum her.
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If she decides to leave you due to this unfortunate and selfish incident you can always pack the used Pringles tube with warm fresh liver - you will never know the difference.

And for the tradesman's you can use a small elastic band when you are around the liver.
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Originally Posted by Trout
If she decides to leave you due to this unfortunate and selfish incident you can always pack the used Pringles tube with warm fresh liver - you will never know the difference.

And for the tradesman's you can use a small elastic band when you are around the liver.
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Old 27 December 2011, 06:00 PM
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
Bum her.
then get her some pringles.
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Old 27 December 2011, 06:06 PM
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My wife has never given me one of her pringles! man's revenge

I just thought that's what people did with a tube of pringles.Eat the lot

Any dip or raw?
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Old 27 December 2011, 06:24 PM
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tell her they were very tasty and just turn around and walk off,,,,,,,,,
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A whole packet to yourself?

OK, wait until you get under the covers and give her her haalf back....gaseously!
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Jesus, a whole tube, the only snack where I prefer the packaging to the contents.

Not sure about the photo just above, am in a room with my wife and kids !
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Originally Posted by bioforger
Very selfish imo, should be ashamed of yourself and eating a whole tube, you fat greedy b4stard!
+1, twat

TX.
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Old 27 December 2011, 07:24 PM
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What about

C = tell her to go buy her own fecking tube!
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Old 27 December 2011, 07:24 PM
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You fat basid! I'd give her one right up the ****ter to shut her up... Save some money and buy her some teach knock off ones..
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Stick the empty tube up her ***, give her something to really moan about
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Or D, smash her back doors in.
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Old 27 December 2011, 08:03 PM
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lol all evidence deleted then
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lol all evidence deleted then
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How long before this thread gets deleted lol.
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Originally Posted by ronjeramy
Bum her.


(the only bumming is done by his dad..............on him)
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Old 27 December 2011, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
If she decides to leave you due to this unfortunate and selfish incident you can always pack the used Pringles tube with warm fresh liver - you will never know the difference.
Ewwwwwwwwww.
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Old 27 December 2011, 08:41 PM
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Originally Posted by RA Dunk
Ewwwwwwwwww.
Oh yea like you've never tried the liver in tube trick in your youth
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Isn't that about 850 calories?
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Yea.....

Your a ****..
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