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Old 26 December 2011, 04:00 PM
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Ive been with my new girlfriend a month now. we met a few times now and get along really well. We have already slept together and ive just found out shes pregenant. I dont know what to do as we used two types of protection. Im happy but shocked....
Old 26 December 2011, 04:07 PM
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must be someone elses then....
Old 26 December 2011, 04:10 PM
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You'll be more shocked when she tells you who the father is as it looks like she may have had a cockatoo these last few months.

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Hahaha thanks guys. Becky told me im the 1st shes slept with for 3 months
Old 26 December 2011, 04:12 PM
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I bet she did
Old 26 December 2011, 04:22 PM
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Protection one, condom.

Protection two, up the council gritter!

Merry Christmas
Old 26 December 2011, 04:27 PM
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Congratulations and Merry Christmas!
Old 26 December 2011, 04:36 PM
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Sounds like the age old story of Mary and Joseph where Mary told Joseph that she was a virgin! Happy New Year!
Old 26 December 2011, 04:40 PM
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this has to be a wind up, no one could really be that thick.... could they ?
Old 26 December 2011, 04:46 PM
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eeek ..

Ask her for a test and you'll ruin a budding relationship
Trust her and bring up someone else's kid ..

lol ..
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Originally Posted by STi wanna Subaru
deffo a wind up. No way could a bi-girl get another girl pregnant!









Ive just clocked on to that lol
Old 26 December 2011, 05:13 PM
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Old 26 December 2011, 05:17 PM
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i had this one happen to me once, as soon as i mentioned a dna test once the child was born she ran a mile and the csa have not been in touch, strange ay,, be carfull dude,.
Old 26 December 2011, 05:19 PM
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Old 26 December 2011, 05:23 PM
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Seriously though, what two methods of protection did you use?


Originally Posted by richiewong
Protection one, condom.

Protection two, up the council gritter!

Merry Christmas
Old 26 December 2011, 05:29 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Becky told me im the 1st shes slept with for 3 months
make sure you remember this when you get the due date.
Old 26 December 2011, 05:32 PM
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lol what a bunch of untrusting gits Maybe just maybe she's telling the truth
Old 26 December 2011, 05:33 PM
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Originally Posted by nik52wrx


Seriously though, what two methods of protection did you use?
Withdrawal and rhythm methods?

Reminds me of the age old joke

Q: What do you call people who use the rhythm method of contraception?
A: Parents!
Old 26 December 2011, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Luan Pra bang
this has to be a wind up, no one could really be that thick.... could they ?
Looks like they could
Old 26 December 2011, 06:01 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Hahaha thanks guys. Becky told me im the 1st shes slept with for 3 months
Sheep? Cow?
Old 26 December 2011, 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by scooby_bigal
Hahaha thanks guys. Becky told me im the 1st shes slept with for 3 months
3 months eh


Jeremy Kyle here you come.
Old 26 December 2011, 06:23 PM
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She knows she's pregnant after just one month, how exactly? i didn't think the test kits worked for at least 8 weeks after conception... at a month the baby will be the size of a kidney bean, if she has missed a period then it happens. maybe she is further along than she thinks
Old 26 December 2011, 06:23 PM
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A month ? And she's pregnant? Bull ****
Old 26 December 2011, 06:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaybird-UK
LoL





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Old 26 December 2011, 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
A month ? And she's pregnant? Bull ****
Have to agree
Even if you humped on the first date, I doubt she would know yet.
I would get rid asap (of her )
Old 26 December 2011, 06:45 PM
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Oh dear, I do feel for you, what you need to do is get things right and see the evidence.

There is a pregnancy kit that gives you an approx date, once you see this then dump her.
Old 26 December 2011, 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by Ant
A month ? And she's pregnant? Bull ****
I was wondering about that as well. I dare say its not impossible to know after this time but inreality I would say you have a bunny boiler

Judging by your statement it doesnt sound like you slept with her on the first date so thats not a lot of time to be certain your a dad.
Old 26 December 2011, 07:03 PM
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My Mrs knew she was pregnant with Isaac after about 3 1/2 weeks. Was about 8 days late and did 2 home tests which were positive.

Fella you don't sound too clever with wimmin.
Old 26 December 2011, 07:04 PM
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A month
she's pregnent
and your happy


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