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Old 07 December 2011, 08:52 PM
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So I thought I would keep Dingledongle happy and found this to post...



You SO would though
Old 07 December 2011, 08:54 PM
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Or this one...



Feel free to add your own to the mindless tawdry photos of hot women
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Originally Posted by Trout
So I thought I would keep Dingledongle happy and found this to post...



You SO would though
Yes, I always look at **** in hotel rooms as well.
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So is she part of the service this hotel provides?
Old 07 December 2011, 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
So I thought I would keep Dingledongle happy and found this to post...



You SO would though
Did you take that picture???????
Old 07 December 2011, 08:58 PM
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Did you take that picture???????
Yes he did.... off **** Tube or some such

But probably not via an iPhone
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Actually in Zurich the place is crawling with totty for money - and some of it is quite hot


They must be keen though as they are standing around outside in the sleet whilst I am in my nice warm hotel room!!
Old 07 December 2011, 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
So I thought I would keep Dingledongle happy and found this to post...



You SO would though
She's dropped a KP Salted peanut in her navel.
That's put me right off...

Now, had it been dry roasted...
Old 07 December 2011, 09:06 PM
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are those self raising?
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At least this is more gratifying than watching Man U lose to FC Basel!!
Old 07 December 2011, 09:11 PM
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Not forgetting the mini bar adventure !
Old 07 December 2011, 09:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Actually in Zurich the place is crawling with totty for money - and some of it is quite hot


They must be keen though as they are standing around outside in the sleet whilst I am in my nice warm hotel room!!
Are you near Bahnhofstrasse? That's where you normally find them. But totty there are a completely different "class" of totty. Good luck with them!
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There are two kinds of totty in Zurich - very expensive and astronomically expensive!!!
Old 07 December 2011, 09:18 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Yes, I always look at **** in hotel rooms as well.
I'd like to but my work laptop might tell tales!

How good is Inprivate browsing?

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Old 07 December 2011, 09:21 PM
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Depends, if your hooked into a corporate proxy your activity is logged remotely
Old 07 December 2011, 09:25 PM
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What if I log in to the hotel network or use my 3G dongle?

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I am using my corporate Macbook - no issues here
Old 07 December 2011, 09:29 PM
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Now I could up the usual pics like








But instead some constructive advice. Why don't you put the laptop down, open your wallet and get one of those fit ladeez of the night to gobble on your pork for a couple of hours? You've got the cash so splash it (and the cash!)

Nothing wrong with that, you aren't being unfaithful to the Mrs. Remember, if its in another country it doesn't count (some even use a post code rule)

Tell us how you get on
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Old 07 December 2011, 09:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout

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I work in the team at work who look after all that so just get told what I have looked at, unrepentant is the word, nothing wrong with working on a solo project...
Old 07 December 2011, 09:57 PM
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I use the not in the same room rule ;-)
Old 07 December 2011, 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
I work in the team at work who look after all that so just get told what I have looked at, unrepentant is the word, nothing wrong with working on a solo project...
So are you implying I can do a bit of one handed browsing with no after effects, save a bit of snake skin on the belly?

Steve
Old 08 December 2011, 09:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Trout
Must have got on OK then
Old 08 December 2011, 12:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
So I thought I would keep Dingledongle happy and found this to post...



You SO would though
I am sure there are some who would be pretty happy about getting bored in a hotel!

Les
Old 08 December 2011, 12:47 PM
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Zurich does seem to have an abundance of strip clubs.

I was dragged in one once and whisked off to a private room. The drinks on offer were all well over 100 francs.
Old 08 December 2011, 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Zurich does seem to have an abundance of strip clubs.

I was dragged in one once and whisked off to a private room. The drinks on offer were all well over 100 francs.
Brilliant, I've got loads of old francs lying around the back of my drawers! Wonder if they take the big old 50p's and pesates too?
Old 08 December 2011, 05:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Steve vRS
So are you implying I can do a bit of one handed browsing with no after effects, save a bit of snake skin on the belly?

Steve
Couldnt really comment on your company but ours doesnt go through the websense servers when not connected to the corporate network, as such I dont think its an issue.

Basically it is pretty cruel to dump you in a hotel somewhere on business and deny you some quality filth.

It is the law almost, you finish work and if not burdened with an evening of yet more work your thoughts turn to filling your evening, if work finishes at say 5.30/6.00 you are in a strange place with say five hours on your hands to kill, so you play your evening round say, seeing a film, watching a bit of telly, food, booze and masturbation, no home commitments to spoil it either, it is very cathartic and also why I dont like using hotel TV remotes as it is likely, nay certain two or three thousand fully expensed chaps will have been enjoying the in house art flicks, with the remote in one hand and, well, you know, some of them are like a wet bar of soap.

Its not just blokes either, a rather forward lady I worked with explained how after a month of hotels she had read all Steig Larrson books, put on half a stone and that the fingers on her right hand were a little chapped, I am assuming that is what she meant, she had just downed two glasses of wine on an empty stomach, then said it and gave a little embarassed laugh , went puce and changed the subject, I didnt pursue it any further.
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