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Old 29 November 2011, 06:30 AM
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Thumbs up Youparklikeac*nt.com

http://www.youparklikeacunt.com/page/13

3rd one down, 12th October - own up, who is it?

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Old 29 November 2011, 06:40 AM
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Very funny website when you look at it
Must be a spin off from the Barry boys website as they have a Barry parking section
Good entertainment
Old 29 November 2011, 01:07 PM
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Lots of good stuff there - although I know a shorter version of "tell em etc" - its "Say what you're going to say; Say it; Say what you said" .

The other thing I try to stick to (although it may be hard in a techy presentation) is the 10/20/30 rule - no more than 10 slides, no more than 20 minutes and no less than 30 font. The large font forces you to limit the verbiage on each page and forces you to know your subject as you have to talk from a headline. 20 minutes is about the max attention span for most people, and 10 slides / 2 minutes a slide is all you should need.

Good luck anyway
Old 29 November 2011, 01:09 PM
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I must be a c*nt then. As after numerous car park dings from selfish A*seholes, I always park between 2 bays.

This works most of the time, but selfish A*sehole can sometimes still park 5cm from your door and attempt to get out.
Old 29 November 2011, 01:10 PM
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It's an R reg. Looks like a sport but may be a Turbo 2000.
Old 29 November 2011, 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Fat Boy
Lots of good stuff there - although I know a shorter version of "tell em etc" - its "Say what you're going to say; Say it; Say what you said" .

The other thing I try to stick to (although it may be hard in a techy presentation) is the 10/20/30 rule - no more than 10 slides, no more than 20 minutes and no less than 30 font. The large font forces you to limit the verbiage on each page and forces you to know your subject as you have to talk from a headline. 20 minutes is about the max attention span for most people, and 10 slides / 2 minutes a slide is all you should need.

Good luck anyway
OOPS! - think this was posted in the wrong thread Fat Boy!!!
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I am so going to contribute to that site with photos . Might even take some pictures of my wife parking as she is shocking

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Old 29 November 2011, 02:25 PM
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Its Stansted isnt it ?
Old 29 November 2011, 05:28 PM
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Brilliant website. Will be snapping c@£t's all the time :-)
Old 29 November 2011, 09:53 PM
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Brilliant
Old 29 November 2011, 10:01 PM
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'King ****'...




I'm also a parking **** depending what car I'm in - but I'm a **** right at the back of the car park which most people don't know exists.
Old 29 November 2011, 10:09 PM
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Can't stand people that park in disabled bays when they are not, scum!
Old 29 November 2011, 10:24 PM
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so people actually waste free time to contribute to this site?

parking seriously who gives a **** come on
Old 29 November 2011, 11:45 PM
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thanks for the link, brilliant site
Old 29 November 2011, 11:49 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I am so going to contribute to that site with photos . Might even take some pictures of my wife parking as she is shocking

I fully expected to see my car in those pics
Old 30 November 2011, 07:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Lee247
I fully expected to see my car in those pics
parking into a tree on your driveway does not count
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Originally Posted by Dr Hu
OOPS! - think this was posted in the wrong thread Fat Boy!!!
You might be right




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