Ouch, owwwwwch, owwwww, fcuking owwwwwwww!
25 November 2011, 09:20 AM
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Ouch, owwwwwch, owwwww, ******* owwwwwwww!
Just ripped off my big toe nail, when i say ripped it off it is still attached right at the back and have just had to push it down so i can bandage it. Looks like i will be wearing flip flops for a few days.
Now off to clear up the blood...
did i mention it hurts?
Now off to clear up the blood...
did i mention it hurts?
25 November 2011, 09:33 AM
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25 November 2011, 09:52 AM
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Same here. Walked into the cat scratching post. It's a huge thing. Took my toenail, virtually off. To make matter worse, when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, I walked into the stepladders (decorating the bathroom) and hit the same bloody toe. Ten toes and it had to be the buggered one 
You have my sympathies, Paul
You have my sympathies, Paul
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25 November 2011, 10:18 AM
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Me? Not sympathetic? Damn right ....
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25 November 2011, 11:12 AM
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Ouch. You think you've had a bad day?
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
25 November 2011, 02:18 PM
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Same here. Walked into the cat scratching post. It's a huge thing. Took my toenail, virtually off. To make matter worse, when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, I walked into the stepladders (decorating the bathroom) and hit the same bloody toe. Ten toes and it had to be the buggered one
You have my sympathies, Paul
You have my sympathies, Paul
25 November 2011, 03:11 PM
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Ouch. You think you've had a bad day?
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, but that made me laugh out loud!
25 November 2011, 03:30 PM
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Ouch. You think you've had a bad day?
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.
And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months!
25 November 2011, 08:41 PM
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Man the f*ck up you tart
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