Ouch, owwwwwch, owwwww, fcuking owwwwwwww!
 

Just ripped off my big toe nail, when i say ripped it off it is still attached right at the back and have just had to push it down so i can bandage it. Looks like i will be wearing flip flops for a few days.

Now off to clear up the blood...

did i mention it hurts?

<pass out>......... "thud"

I did that last week,nearly made me sick lol.

yes, know the feeling I am on blood thinners/anticoagulant as well so stopping the bleeding was fun, lounge looked like an abattoir!

What is it with you and hurting yourself?

:nono:

Ouch, that made my kness go funny reading that!

Same here. Walked into the cat scratching post. It's a huge thing. Took my toenail, virtually off. To make matter worse, when I got up in the middle of the night to go to the loo, I walked into the stepladders (decorating the bathroom) and hit the same bloody toe. Ten toes and it had to be the buggered one :mad::mad:

You have my sympathies, Paul :):)

ouch. you need to keep your toe nails trimmed me thinks or you'll have more things like this happening. how the hell did you do that mate?

As I keep telling my 7-year old son, 'you'll look next time' ..... :thumb:

Me? Not sympathetic? Damn right .... :hjtwofing

Dave

Man up you big poofta!

I got a paper cut earlier so what you moaning at

:D

Ouch. You think you've had a bad day?

Our 6 month old son chucked his milk back up at 11pm last night, then chucked his porridge up this morning as well as having one almightly runny/messy poo. As I left for work, wifey was bathing him. Then get a txt saying she has now spilt her cereal all over our carpet that has just been cleaned, then the cat was sick, then she realised that it wasn't a good idea to wash sick sodden baby clothes with the rest of the washing. Two wash loads later, our clothes are still covered in baby sick/porridge.

And to top it off, tonight was supposed to be our 'date night' as Charlie boy should have been staying at his nans house. Not looking likely now. And I have been looking forward to my first lay in for 2 months! :rolleyes:

2 months you're lucky I've not had one for 13 months

You've got 'the painters in'?

:D

Pics?

The Nazi's used to pull your toenails off with pliers to make you talk!

They would have enjoyed doing it of course!

Les

I'm sorry, I know it's wrong, but that made me laugh out loud! :lol1: :o

Yes but when you look into his little eyes you'll realise it's all worth it! You got off lightly since you had time off at work!!! :D

Move over Snazy there's a new walking health hazard in town :lol1:

oouch BTW :D

Were you bored with a pair of pliers ?

:lol1:

Japs would put splints under yur finger nails and light them to make you talk. I hate it when a nail comes off hurts like a bitch...


paper cut under the nail is a killer too.

pics!!!!

Man the f*ck up you tart

I did a similar thing with a thumbnail and boy did it smart! Really feel for ya Paul.

Nasty. Take it easy mate.

Asif