pslewis

After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, "Fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV.............

............... but I got to sleep every night with a hot 23-year-old girl.

Now ... I have a £750,000 home, 3 cars, a nice big bed and a large screen TV........

................but I'm sleeping with a 73-year-old woman.

It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman.

She told me to go out and find a hot 23-year-old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.
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Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve an old guy's problems.

CREWJ

AlanG

Didn't know you could marry at 13...

pslewis

You can in Thialand ..

ScoobyDoo555

or the more commonly known country.... "Thailand"

CREWJ

You're forgetting he got married when he was 35

Carlh

thats funny mr.lewis. nice one.

David Lock

I'd accept her offer................

You won't need a TV ffs.

dl

Leslie

Far too late to complain about it now Pete.

Hold onto your happy memories!

Les

pslewis

Les, you mean I'm doomed ...... no more young ladies for me?

Leslie

Depends what you are prepared to spend Pete,it wouldn't be cheap I bet.

Incidentally, did you ask the same question of Mrs PSL?, we would love to know her reply

Les

Lee247

Very good