stevebt

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markjmd

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Come at you with a big strap-on, most likely

Admire your patience though, you stuck around a full 19.5 minutes longer than I would have, friend or no friend.

GC8

Fortunately Im 6'3". I have just bought an MX-5 though, so perhaps I would only have offered a token resistance.

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Come on Steve we all know you push back really.

I also heard you prefer to be the catcher not the pitcher

Chop

StickyMicky

Eeeeew!

The Zohan

you should at least have a stab at it!

lozgti1

I've got gay friends and they wouldn't do that! Been out on a gay night as it were and no problems!

Apparantly they have 'Gaydar' and know if there is a chance

DYK

Does gaydar sometimes get it wrong,because if not that would mean the OP is a bit of a gayboy,and fighting it off for 20 mins would suggest he was somewhat liking it,so this gaydar must be right.

JackClark

Gay friends are fun, until someone gets bummed.

stilover

Exactly. Sounds like he was playing hard to get.

Any straight man would have put him in his place within seconds.

No wonder he doesn't know whether to say anything to his missus. The truth might come out.

Trout

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Any holes a goal Steve

David Lock

Oh dear, oh dear

I see you've been had by the old "keep him busy for 20 minutes whilst I pop in and say "hello" to his missus".

dl

stevebt

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Not in the case

subaruturbo_18

It's only gay if you have feelings..

Dingdongler

What do you mean fight him off? Was he actually trying to butt f8ck you??

hodgy0_2

I have a few gay friends, OK in the main, bit "screetchy" sometimes

oh, and never leave them alone with the kids

DYK

Fancy telling the missus you're gay when christmas is almost upon us,i'd at least wait till New Year's day.

stevebt

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If you can imagine a drunk man lounging towards a woman trying to kiss and grope her thats what he was doing, I would push him away and tell him to stop being so F'ing stupid, he would then appologise and do the same a few minute later. Other than threaten violence which I wasn't going to do there wasn't alot more I could say. I had quite a few apollogetic txts today.

Trout

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Why is that? Does being gay make you allergic to kids or something? Will they come out in a rash?

kingofturds

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Hodgy thinks They might catch gay which is absolute nonsense. Everyone knows you can only catch it from the toilet seats at school.

MMT WRX

I wondered that as well.

Both my daughters have gay male friends and they seem to be the nicest friends they have. Oh Christ, what have I just said...

jasey

A gay pals boyfriend once tried it on with me.

I politely advised he was barking up the wrong tree.

No only was he my pal's boyfried he was also 20 years my junior - Must have been grab a grandad night

addi monster

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bloody eck i would have gave a sharp reminder on the nose i wasnt at all like that,, tut tut

jono300

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Quote " spent 20 minutes fighting a 6ft 2" man off me "

6ft 2" ?? must have been some fight ? was there any wrestling involved / did you take him to ground ??!!!

bet your neighbours curtains were twitching last night !! maybe better telling the wife before someone else does !!!!!!!!

donny andi

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.......1 good jab to his jaw should of ended it within seconds........think he's finding it hard to admit he was enjoying it

Jaybird-UK

Regardless of sexual orientation your friend crossed the line, only you can decide if your friendship is worth salvaging

Dingdongler

Sorry but I think you is batty, nothing wrong with that of course but you need to come out of the closet.

Dingdongler

Knowing Hodgy I'm pretty sure he was joking, or I hope he was anyway....

Steve is so obviously gay though

Ant

steve at the weekends

Dingdongler

And that's his idea of playing hard to get