Hysteria1983

After listening in on a discussion it got me wondering, how do men like women to keep their nails?

There is an increasingly popular trend for long and fake, but is it really attractive?

FlightMan

No.

JTaylor

Wrapped round my ****.

Hysteria1983

Well technically that would be a hand, not the nails. Unless that's your thing of course.

JTaylor

The latter - remember Flo-Jo?

what would scooby do

Pulled with pliers.

Trout

iTrader: (1)

I feel binary about all this

ChefDude

plain french manicure style, but not too long. shiny, not polished.

square cut nails, white underside, fake ones, long nails are all for under 25s or trailer trash.

i am super fussy about womens' hands and feet - my girlfriend's could be in a photo shoot, so i'm chuffed

Hysteria1983

I have a thing for nails. I think they say a lot about an individual male or female. I hate nails that are bitten down. Even worse when the skin is all torn and sore. Yuk!

Coffin Dodger

I like the slutty type ones, especially when they are digging into my back when I'm giving said bird a good seeing to

ChefDude

Ewww [shudders]

RA Dunk

HAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! ******* ROFL!!!!!!

This is the funniest thing I've ever seen you post!

Carlh

You need to tell ya missus to cut her nails as my back has been torn to shreds

Dr Hu

Hmmmmm....



Orrrrrrrr.......

GlesgaKiss

Well kept nails are important in my opinion. It's the thing I most look for after a heartbeat.

Jamz3k

My missus is a qualified Nail Technician(). Some of the things she can do to nails is truely amazing, she is very artistic. As for what I prefer, I've been with her for 5years or so now, I really don't pay attention as we have a TV.

Scooby Soon!

these look good:

Leslie

I like them gently sliding down my back!

Les

Dan Gleebits

In keeping with whatever the lady in question is wearing or has just slipped out of is generally good.

Adrian F

Bright colour, sensible length and well looked after, i do actual look at a womens nails

Alg

I understand all the options except one.
As I'm not gay could you explain a "French manicure" to me please.

Bubba po

2.5" lost-heads.

Bubba po

Certainly, sir. It's what we in the trade like to call a "complete facking waste of time, effort and money".

ALi-B

iTrader: (1)

Not chewed and fungus free!

I don't get this thing of having tarty nails, same with bottle blonde/streaked/highlighted hair, orange fake tans and 1" thick layer of makeup. Ok, maybe if someone is as ugly as sin it 'could' be justified, but IMO it just draws more attention to them rather than doing the opposite.

I suppose its easy for a man to say that - although my dental hygienist did ask me if I was wearing make-up. I'm not sure if she was trying to imply something.


PS, my nails are chipped, ingrained with oil/dirt and smell of diesel....filthy nails and bright white teeth

scoobeenut

Quality trade joke

Bubba po

DYK

[IMG][/IMG]


Don't like long nails,i'm talking about the ridiculously long fake type.
The pic below would be a turn off for me.
French Manicure nicely painted i find attractive.

Dan Gleebits

that pic would be a turn off for me too. bint has a hairy chest!

RobJenks

Long red nails , but the index finger nail cut back.

RobsyUK

iTrader: (2)

+1 on this.. trouble with me is I have a teeth thing too. Can't stand skanky teeth..

And then they get even more points for being the correct weight for their height. Under or over is a big no no ewww