Refreshing Estate Agents Blurb ...
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Refreshing Estate Agents Blurb ...
Truthful, for once!
"Don't be fooled by first impressions, the DIY corrugated plastic car-port thingy attached to the side of the house is one of the finer aspects to the property"
Classic!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-29285393.html
"Don't be fooled by first impressions, the DIY corrugated plastic car-port thingy attached to the side of the house is one of the finer aspects to the property"
Classic!
http://www.rightmove.co.uk/property-...-29285393.html
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Quite fun but of course the guy is just trying to draw attention to conversion to flats.
I remember back in the property boom years there was an agent flogging properties in London who used a similar style. Can't remember any quotes but went along the lines of "why anyone would want to live in this cramped one-bed hovel that rattles every time a train goes past the tiny space that they call a garden is beyond us, but if you have £150,000 to throw away we'll show you around"
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I remember back in the property boom years there was an agent flogging properties in London who used a similar style. Can't remember any quotes but went along the lines of "why anyone would want to live in this cramped one-bed hovel that rattles every time a train goes past the tiny space that they call a garden is beyond us, but if you have £150,000 to throw away we'll show you around"
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