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15 August 2011, 09:39 AM
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you need 3 things..... bouncy castle, KY filled paddling pool and the number for the highest class escort agency in your area.....well 2 things, i guess you already know the latter 
15 August 2011, 09:46 AM
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There are only so many gigs of **** you can watch before it gets boring.
I like the bouncy castle idea!!!
Sadly where I live Dolly the Sheep is regarded as high class from the choice of three!
I like the bouncy castle idea!!!
Sadly where I live Dolly the Sheep is regarded as high class from the choice of three!
15 August 2011, 09:57 AM
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15 August 2011, 10:25 AM
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Well I am going fishing on Saturday Les!!!
BTW next Friday I am off to Alaska to go fishing for Coho!!! The main run is the last week in August - the record day last year was 98 salmon for one guy in a day, average 12lbs, on fly!!! His arm must have been aching!
There are also giant lake trout and rainbows that move upstream to feed on roe from spawning sockeye. They run up to 15lbs and you fish for them with a 6 weight and an upstream 'flesh fly' which is pale pink maribou.
BTW next Friday I am off to Alaska to go fishing for Coho!!! The main run is the last week in August - the record day last year was 98 salmon for one guy in a day, average 12lbs, on fly!!! His arm must have been aching!
There are also giant lake trout and rainbows that move upstream to feed on roe from spawning sockeye. They run up to 15lbs and you fish for them with a 6 weight and an upstream 'flesh fly' which is pale pink maribou.
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15 August 2011, 11:23 AM
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Well I am going fishing on Saturday Les!!!
BTW next Friday I am off to Alaska to go fishing for Coho!!! The main run is the last week in August - the record day last year was 98 salmon for one guy in a day, average 12lbs, on fly!!! His arm must have been aching!
There are also giant lake trout and rainbows that move upstream to feed on roe from spawning sockeye. They run up to 15lbs and you fish for them with a 6 weight and an upstream 'flesh fly' which is pale pink maribou.
BTW next Friday I am off to Alaska to go fishing for Coho!!! The main run is the last week in August - the record day last year was 98 salmon for one guy in a day, average 12lbs, on fly!!! His arm must have been aching!
There are also giant lake trout and rainbows that move upstream to feed on roe from spawning sockeye. They run up to 15lbs and you fish for them with a 6 weight and an upstream 'flesh fly' which is pale pink maribou.
Just have to be satified with the occasional sea trout here.
Les
15 August 2011, 12:46 PM
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Mrs swiss left me home alone last wednesday. Comes back on this Wednesday. So far it has been according to plan
Wed night, chill out
Thursday, late back from work so start cooking every bit of meat in the house (she is a veggie so rarely get the chance to smell out the kitchen)
Note : no booze has touched my lips at this point
Friday- get back after a killer day at work, cook up some Chilli concarni, then out with the boys were I manage to get paralytic and just about find my way home and upstairs where I promptly pass out on the bed next to a decidedly disgusted cat
Sat morning - get woken up by said annoyed cat who gets a pillow chucked at him for waking me up to early. Nurse sore head all day long and wash scoob.
Carry on drinking sat night and fall asleep on the couch
Sun - spend all day washing cars and cleaning the driveway with the jetwash. Realise I have made a mess of mud in the kitchen, make mental note to clean up
Monday -work
Tuesday - work
Wed work and then the fastest tidying session you can imagine before she gets back
Stand by door and welcome her back
Wed night, chill out
Thursday, late back from work so start cooking every bit of meat in the house (she is a veggie so rarely get the chance to smell out the kitchen)
Note : no booze has touched my lips at this point
Friday- get back after a killer day at work, cook up some Chilli concarni, then out with the boys were I manage to get paralytic and just about find my way home and upstairs where I promptly pass out on the bed next to a decidedly disgusted cat
Sat morning - get woken up by said annoyed cat who gets a pillow chucked at him for waking me up to early. Nurse sore head all day long and wash scoob.
Carry on drinking sat night and fall asleep on the couch
Sun - spend all day washing cars and cleaning the driveway with the jetwash. Realise I have made a mess of mud in the kitchen, make mental note to clean up
Monday -work
Tuesday - work
Wed work and then the fastest tidying session you can imagine before she gets back
Stand by door and welcome her back
16 August 2011, 12:19 PM
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Mrs swiss left me home alone last wednesday. Comes back on this Wednesday. So far it has been according to plan
Wed night, chill out
Thursday, late back from work so start cooking every bit of meat in the house (she is a veggie so rarely get the chance to smell out the kitchen)
Note : no booze has touched my lips at this point
Friday- get back after a killer day at work, cook up some Chilli concarni, then out with the boys were I manage to get paralytic and just about find my way home and upstairs where I promptly pass out on the bed next to a decidedly disgusted cat
Sat morning - get woken up by said annoyed cat who gets a pillow chucked at him for waking me up to early. Nurse sore head all day long and wash scoob.
Carry on drinking sat night and fall asleep on the couch
Sun - spend all day washing cars and cleaning the driveway with the jetwash. Realise I have made a mess of mud in the kitchen, make mental note to clean up
Monday -work
Tuesday - work
Wed work and then the fastest tidying session you can imagine before she gets back
Stand by door and welcome her back
Wed night, chill out
Thursday, late back from work so start cooking every bit of meat in the house (she is a veggie so rarely get the chance to smell out the kitchen)
Note : no booze has touched my lips at this point
Friday- get back after a killer day at work, cook up some Chilli concarni, then out with the boys were I manage to get paralytic and just about find my way home and upstairs where I promptly pass out on the bed next to a decidedly disgusted cat
Sat morning - get woken up by said annoyed cat who gets a pillow chucked at him for waking me up to early. Nurse sore head all day long and wash scoob.
Carry on drinking sat night and fall asleep on the couch
Sun - spend all day washing cars and cleaning the driveway with the jetwash. Realise I have made a mess of mud in the kitchen, make mental note to clean up
Monday -work
Tuesday - work
Wed work and then the fastest tidying session you can imagine before she gets back
Stand by door and welcome her back
Les
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