OMG is there anything worse
22 July 2011, 05:04 PM
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OMG is there anything worse
Than when your fingers go through the bog roll during **** wiping and the shyte goes under your finger nails
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22 July 2011, 05:08 PM
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Think you're alone there mate.
22 July 2011, 05:09 PM
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Yes, texting as such on a public forum with said fingers
22 July 2011, 05:10 PM
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22 July 2011, 05:11 PM
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inane and banal i might be but urban you are just one durty ****
22 July 2011, 05:14 PM
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I take it you have never worked with any desi folk then, some of them wipe their **** with their hand and a bottle of water.
22 July 2011, 05:25 PM
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Desi?
22 July 2011, 05:28 PM
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inane and banal i might be but urban you are just one durty ****
Hey!
At least I use bog roll.
22 July 2011, 05:28 PM
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Did you smell it,just to make sure that you had to wash your hands?
22 July 2011, 05:39 PM
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No, don't be silly.
You just scrape it out with your teeth
22 July 2011, 05:42 PM
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22 July 2011, 05:45 PM
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Use more paper!
There's a recession on!
22 July 2011, 06:07 PM
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There's a recession on!
That's why I save my receipts and those menus you get through the letterbox!
22 July 2011, 06:41 PM
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Funny as I was only thinking about this recently, and resisted mentioning it on my Facebook status - as I was finding it difficult to think of anything else to put!
22 July 2011, 07:14 PM
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Do what nurses do, first scratch a bar of soap to fill up your nails with soap.
22 July 2011, 08:02 PM
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just bite your nails down so you don't get any under them simple and free...I would suggest doing it before wiping your **** though unless you want chocolate cake.
22 July 2011, 09:58 PM
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3 Sheets
Forward wipe
Backward wipe
And a polish
22 July 2011, 10:02 PM
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Thats just an annoyance. Finding a dingleberry tucked in your foreskin after getting your brown wings, i'd say that would be worse.
22 July 2011, 10:19 PM
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Thats just an annoyance. Finding a dingleberry tucked in your foreskin after getting your brown wings, i'd say that would be worse.
22 July 2011, 10:21 PM
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Dam that bloody Aldi bog roll
22 July 2011, 10:28 PM
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getting your johnson caught in the trouser zip is irritating
22 July 2011, 10:32 PM
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Desi?
desi upna bhunda clap your hands
22 July 2011, 11:16 PM
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This whole thread is just pathetic. FFS
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This hole thread is just pathetic. FFS
I see what you did there.
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I see what you did there.
Not intended I assure you
23 July 2011, 12:04 AM
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23 July 2011, 12:26 AM
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20 sheets of quilted works fine
23 July 2011, 08:43 AM
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Not intended I assure you
That much was obvious!
23 July 2011, 09:30 AM
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Just move on to Kitchen roll instead,or turn on the shower and wash your *** instead..
What a thing to post eh,still it can't be the worse thread to have been on here..
23 July 2011, 10:45 AM
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Some bloke I met in the RAF said to face away from the bog roll on the wall and pull it through until the brown stain disappeared!
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