Jamz3k

My fish is dying,
My car is dying,
My internets is dying,
My job is dying,
and I just spent a seriously long day dealing with Polish people and just when I thought it couldn't get any worse I had a visit from my sister.



....Now i have to travel to Ballymena to pick up Take That tickets ffs. I thought Sundays were supposed to be days of rest and relaxation?

DYK

Blimey,next you will be saying you can't get an erection.

hodgy0_2

at least it's not raining

1000rwhp

It is

Jamie

Fvcking cheer up you could be at sea in a sinking boat or having to use iPod like me

fastmike

iTrader: (4)

I can get one of them......... having just turned 60 , I cant remember what its for thou

hodgy0_2

it was a joke -- off course its raining in NI

if you will insist in living in the **** crack of the universe - what do you expect

Jamie

**** crack lol if I had my way the welsh and all irish would of been wiped out years ago dodgy fekkers the lot of them

J4CKO

iTrader: (1)

We are down 1 Xbox and a Fiat 500 engine this week !

Jamie

I am down 1 pc just waiting for the tv to blow up

Lee247

Jamz. I am feeling so sorry for you lately, here is a little pressie

They are not mine, btw

Jamie

Oi I never get them

DYK

Blimey lee i'd be all over them puppies..

Jamz3k

Thats not a problem, finding places to stick it these days is!

Lucky for me, I'm not Irish!

Cheers Lee, that is very much appreciated!

Jamz3k

Oh and i forgot to mention that I'm starting to get really fukking fukked off at moving into a place that doesn't have an outside hose! Jesus is it too much to ask just to have a fukking hose to wash the horse **** and rust off my car when i feel like it!

DYK

I'm still watching them **** bouncing about..its grim i'm not licking them nipples,and having a titty w@nk

SJ_Skyline

You sound like my bloody grandmother! (god rest her)

fast bloke

Have you ever been to Ballymena or Take That? Give me a sinking boat any day. At least there is a chance you won't be around to suffer the memories

fast bloke

If the Irish, Welsh and anyone else who ever had the misfortune to to meet you either on the web or for real had their way, there would be a general amnesty or a medal for Jamie wipers. I would guess that those who speak English would have a similar problem.

Go and look up of, off and have. Learn the definitions and use them appropriately. When you use the wrong one, it just makes you look stupid(er)

Bubba po

They don't half deform a Po'Boys t-shirt though, as I recall.

Bubba po

I wouldn't have a go at him, it's like watching someone bullying a special needs patient in a secretly-filmed documentary. His natural adversary is the mentally sub-normal Dan Gleebits, so leave them to it.

Lee247

A bloke took a pic as I was waiting in line. Not the face, just the chest, cheeky bugger

That was a cracking night

bigsinky

so they are yours then?

Chip

You tried and failed you useless bunch of *******

Chip

RA Dunk

Looks like it, Are you still single Lee?

urban

iTrader: (1)

And now your **** is dying

Will

You suck ***** for a living!

windyboy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ

enjoy

windyboy