pslewis

Paddy and Mick walking down the road, they find an old mirror - Paddy picks it up and looks into it, "Jeez, would you look at that Mick - I know that face from somewhere!" .....

"Give it to me", says Mick.
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Mick looks into it and says, "You daft ijiot, Paddy" ...
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"It's ME!!!"

Ant

That's terrible pete

Jamo

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I liked it

Will

Paddy and mick go into the woods to go hunting.during the night paddy wakes up and spots sonething in the distance he wakes up mick and says Look mick.
when mick looks over a mans head is hanging out of a crocodiles mouth then paddy says that bastards got a lacoste sleeping bag.

Ant

:lol1 now that one was funny

The Zohan

Lol - to be sure!

Coffin Dodger

Is this racism?

Ant

Only when tdw /jtaylor then their fans will be playing the racism card

Leslie

Takes a bit of doing to keep up with you Pete!

Les

bigsinky

a lady is in Harrods looking at a fine piece of jewellry. she bends over and leans in to view the beautiful necklace and a little fart escapes. clearly embarrassed she quickly looks left and right to she if anyone heard. she sees know one and breaths a sigh of relief. she turns round and a very officious shop assistant is standing there.

"how much is that necklace" she asks.

"Madam, if you farted just bending over to look at it, you will $hit yourself when i tell you the price"