Wimmin should not be allowed to drink !!
21 May 2011, 11:30 AM
#1
Wimmin should not be allowed to drink !!
My fiancee went out last night for a 'few' drinks with the girls. I gave her the pimms jug, pimms, fruit, small vodka and small gin and thought she would be sharing it with her friends. She said, " i wont be late darling"
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say
), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.
I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say
), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
21 May 2011, 12:12 PM
#7
At least she found herself in the right house!
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22 May 2011, 12:58 PM
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My fiancee went out last night for a 'few' drinks with the girls. I gave her the pimms jug, pimms, fruit, small vodka and small gin and thought she would be sharing it with her friends. She said, " i wont be late darling"
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say ), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.
I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say
), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
It's a shame she passed out, that could have been a fun night!
I hope she didn't feel to rough this morning!
22 May 2011, 01:37 PM
#13
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22 May 2011, 10:06 PM
#14
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22 May 2011, 10:19 PM
#15
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My fiancee went out last night for a 'few' drinks with the girls. I gave her the pimms jug, pimms, fruit, small vodka and small gin and thought she would be sharing it with her friends. She said, " i wont be late darling"
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say ), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.
I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
Woke me up at bloody 3 a.m this morning by switching on the light, then stripping off naked , sitting on me and trying to wake me up by whacking her ***** in my face (there are worse ways to wake up I hear you say
), then pulling open my eyelids saying she had forgotten what colour my eyes are, demanding I go downstairs for a party/drink. Demanded that I make her some toast, Called me loads of names and then tried to switch on the TV but couldnt focus so whacked her face into the TV screen to try and see, followed by more pleas and finally passed out.I woke her up this morning and she stared at me and then demanded to know what day it was
Wimmin + drink =
God knows what she will be like at our wedding
22 May 2011, 11:11 PM
#16
Should have seen mine after my 40th, now she is the first to warn me of the dangers of drink and telling me not to get in a state but she was totally beyong it after my do, I had sunk some booze but was just happy and a bit merry despite the volume, totally compus mentus but she was hammered, I happened upon her in the bathrooom which had been recently decorated in a fetching shade called "Midnight Shiraz" with Profiterole Texturing, anyway she is stood there bollock naked covered in the contents of her recently vacated stomach and tells me she is going to bed ! Like **** you are, now get your wino smelling **** inthat shower and go and get a bucket and a cloth to clean up your chunks, I showed no mercy as when I have been pissed, though I dont chunder (except tactically) I am shown no compassion so she was on chunk detail then in the shower.
Even the most hardened perv cannot find a naked woman covered in puke attractive, even clean there was still a slight cheesy tang to keep me revulsed.
Even the most hardened perv cannot find a naked woman covered in puke attractive, even clean there was still a slight cheesy tang to keep me revulsed.
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