Went to local pub last night for a couple. When I got home I noticed some paper beneath a bush on the edge of my front lawn and retrieved it. Then whilst walking down my drive I spotted something else beneath the same bush and, again put my hand it to pick up what appeared to be old cloth...
What came out was two pairs of CK boxers, one black one white. The white items were clearly soiled and note I had the gusset/genital section pinched between my thumb and forefinger which was stained yellow!!
I didn't inspect any further as I heaved and threw them into the bin.

Fingers duly sanitised several times!

Now these pants must have been inserted into my plant (I daren't say "my bush") from my property side, rather than pavement which suggests the culprits/bummers were probably performing on my lawn. I don't know how long they had been there but sometimes wish I had CCTV which I would simply be able to rewind. Not that I want to stare at naked chaps, just curious as to how these garments came to be..

Nick

Do you live near Camoscooby? - likely he was cottaging, he loves all ****!

Ha ha ha ha I hope not. Ha ha ha!

Ha ha ha........you should of listed them on eBay.......there's a few strange ones who'd of stuck a bid in

Once found a HUGE pile of loggers and some used chip-wrapper.........used as toilet paper, in my back garden.

Dirty barstewards!

Sounds like you live on Skid Row

LOL at least no used condoms.

Seems a waste of designer gear. A couple of washes and they would have been good to go.

Sorry, but laughing so much im nearly crying lol

It was the camoscoobys after Zohan gave him a hair doo down below and they got a little to excited

Quote " which suggests the culprits/bummers were probably performing on my lawn ".

Any handprints / fingerprints on the bonnet area off the car thats the main thing to worry about !!!!

Do 'bummers' need to totally remove their underwear to get it on?

Would have been worse if you found them in your bedroom

I'll check.....







TDW, you have a PM

That was quick. How did you even have time to lube up?

evening son

Evening dad,he better hadn't look to hard as he may just start finding white sticky patches on the ground

Have a word with you missus mate

I reckon its that shady M.I.B type goverment department, you know the one that,

Puts bike tyres on lamposts
Shoes on central reservations
**** in parks
Props hub caps up on street corners
kids gloves on fences

Now they are branching out to skiddy pants in gardens.

Will at it again.

I would imagine so, sounds like you have being doing it wrong

Should have got CSI to swab the underwear for evidence.

one of the small apendaged dorrman from the bodybuilding theads probably had a "moment" after a protein shake and the consequences landed in your front garden

Talk about sods law or should that be sodomys law?

I was going into Michael Caines Champagne bar in Manchester last year. We parked behind the building and walked up the side street to gain entrance.

On the middle of the pavement right outside the side entrance was a pair of boxers that was full of tods and slurry..Me and the missus both heaved,it was really horrible.I couldnt shake the image all night.

Mind you,we later ate at the Yang Sing and i think that tucking into the undercrackers may have been a better option

"You were only meant to blow the bloody doors off"

That's disgusting, but still hilarious!

What about hand and knee prints on the lawn?

I now wonder that due to George Michael's imfamous news back in 1998, anonymous sex between men in a public lavatory (or Cottaging) could have evolved to the front lawns of any random property. After all, George's lyrics to a subsequent song suggests "let's go outside..."

Shame it wasn't female underwear you could have worn it on your head and masturbated with the fury of a thousand angry Gods.