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Old 16 April 2011, 07:18 PM
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I used to think it was the Brummie whine, closely followed by the piercing irritation that is female Scousers, but recently with that banal TV durge I think Essex is taking the #1 spot. Even little snippets of it chafe me, like on GMTVAM or whatever it's called now, who seem to have a cook (can't call them a chef) who teaches their viewers how to boil water and always seems to be from Essex. Last week one of them advised us how to soften butter by leaving it out of the fridge for a while

On the other hand, I do cringe when there is a serious news article which leads to a street/doorstep interview with a typical Yorkshire scrag My God do we sound thick
Old 16 April 2011, 07:22 PM
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Scouser's for me
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as above plus one
Old 16 April 2011, 07:55 PM
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Anything northern

Off to take my butter out the fridge
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Northern Irish ! or a Glasgow accent ! truly incomprehensible !
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Cockney
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Northern for me, especially geordie!!!

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Old 16 April 2011, 08:09 PM
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Originally Posted by 53WRX
Northern Irish ! or a Glasgow accent ! truly incomprehensible !
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nrmcxa1yBec



Worst for me is Brummie!
Old 16 April 2011, 08:13 PM
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Cockney !!!!!!

Ya fackin Cants
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Anyfin Darn sarf .
You shandy drinkin ***** !!

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Originally Posted by njkmrs
Anyfin Darn sarf .
You shandy drinkin ***** !!
Its 'Shandy Swilling Queens'
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# Maybe it's because I'm a Lundunaaaa,
That I am such a caaaaaant!! #

lol

Seriously, gotta be a simpleton Brummie's accent! They just sound sooooo inferior to anything else. And it's almost as if they know it too! - it comes across as almost 'I apologise for sounding so thick' LOL!

Or what about Aussie yoof - where they go up an octave on the last word of a sentence, thus turning everything into a question!!!
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I hail from Essex (born in Chelmsford in '68/lived in Braintree till 2001), and unless the populus has morphed into a bunch of aliens, I can assure you 'we' sound nothing like those ditzy ***** on TOWIE!! Essex accent is a compendium of Luuunduuun and rural Suffolk ("oooh-aahr, alroooight buoooy") - and anywhere in between!
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Originally Posted by joz8968
I hail from Essex (born in Chelmsford/lived in Braintree till 2001), and unless the poulus has morphed into a bunch of aliens, I can assure you 'we' sound nothing like those ditzy ***** on TOWIE!! Essex accent is a compendium of London and rural Suffolk - and anywhere in between!
You're still a Soft Southern Shandy drinking cu.nt though.
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If I drank, then maybe.
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Funnily enough, I love those Shandy Bass tinnies - so refreshing LOL.
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Originally Posted by joz8968
If I drank, then maybe.
OK then. You're a Soft Southern Cu.nt. Happy?

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Originally Posted by joz8968
I hail from Essex (born in Chelmsford in '68/lived in Braintree till 2001), and unless the populus has morphed into a bunch of aliens, I can assure you 'we' sound nothing like those ditzy ***** on TOWIE!! Essex accent is a compendium of Luuunduuun and rural Suffolk ("oooh-aahr, alroooight buoooy") - and anywhere in between!
As I said, **** !!!!!!
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Although Leicester is a bit nondescript (I'm only here by default ), I'm so glad I don't live any further north. The saying "it's grim oop north" is one of the truest statements out.

You're welcome to your ****hole of a geographical location/array of silly accents/non-weather/****ing ale with foam on/"The Real Ale *****"/whippets/****e housing/downtrodden way of life, etc., etc...

When God built Britain, he started from the top and
got better and better as he went...
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Originally Posted by joz8968
When God built Britain, he started from the top and
got better and better as he went...
Top to Bottom eh?

Notherners at the Top, and the Southerners at the Bottom. Fair enough.

And as we all know, another word for the Bottom, is the A.rsehole.
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Enjoy your big mortgage for your terraced house flat shandy boy !!

Having said that your not really a southerner ,just a pie making **** jockey from the Midlands .ha ha ha

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Scouse by a clear mile
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Cockney ******* and Brum!
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Originally Posted by njkmrs
Enjoy your big mortgage for your terraced house flat shandy boy !!

Having said that your not really a southerner ,just a pie making **** jockey from the Midlands .ha ha ha
Got a problem with midlanders gob sh*te
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southern pufftas brummy bum boys scouse scum
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Originally Posted by njkmrs
Enjoy your big mortgage for your terraced house flat shandy boy !!

Having said that your not really a southerner ,just a pie making **** jockey from the Midlands .ha ha ha

Tea drinker.

Haven't got a huge mortgage - don't wan't one thanks.

So glad I'm a southener. As said, northerners can cling on to their ludicrous misplaced pride of their ****ehole of a geographical location. Good luck to yer.

No pie maker - but a "Creative Technologist".

Apples - how do you like 'em?
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
southern pufftas brummy bum boys scouse scum
Shut the fu*k up bi*chmyster
Old 16 April 2011, 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by prodriverules
Shut the fu*k up bi*chmyster
WOW you live in a posh area internet in the park bogs.
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
WOW you live in a posh area internet in the park bogs.
Posher than you i bet
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I have to say Brummies, but more specifically the 'black country' accent. It's not just an accent, it's a whole different flippin' language!!

And before you say, I live in wolves, I am not a brummie! I would be a 'yam yam' if I had been born here.


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