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Old 22 March 2011, 11:20 AM
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Did anyone watch last nights episode?
What the hell was going on with that young couple?
She was only 20 and had black/jagged teeth, he was 21 and 'didn't see the point of driving if you can't afford it' so they both got around on a push bike with a small trailor attached!

I actually felt sick when the girl opened her mouth. How can people have such bad teeth in this day and age? I mean, neither of them worked and she being pregnant would be entitled to free dental care FFS!
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Did anyone watch last nights episode?
What the hell was going on with that young couple?
She was only 20 and had black/jagged teeth, he was 21 and 'didn't see the point of driving if you can't afford it' so they both got around on a push bike with a small trailor attached!

I actually felt sick when the girl opened her mouth. How can people have such bad teeth in this day and age? I mean, neither of them worked and she being pregnant would be entitled to free dental care FFS!

I saw it, and I though maybe she was a crack addict?
Old 22 March 2011, 11:23 AM
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They didn't seem like druggies, i.e. messed up in the head.
Old 22 March 2011, 11:23 AM
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her teeth looked like a witch doctors necklace lol

and the bike idea i was in stitches
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I watched a very small bit of it, but thought the same about her teeth, they were absolutely minging. How she got pregnant I'll never know, she must've stunk
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
They didn't seem like druggies, i.e. messed up in the head.
Nope, certainly not at that point, and they didn't seem the type.

He seemed like quite a sensible chap.
The part where he explained about waiting to find his birth mother until his family was in a better position and him working was quite interesting. It showed he at least had some good intentions.

The program is such a cliche though, or maybe I am just critical.
Had anyone noticed how they seem to always have three couples from the three 'sections' of society? Lower, middle and upper class? They don't seem to have many 'normal/average' working class people on there.

Spreading the cultural diversity in such an obvious way on a program like this is stupidly unnecessary.
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Nope, certainly not at that point, and they didn't seem the type.

He seemed like quite a sensible chap.
The part where he explained about waiting to find his birth mother until his family was in a better position and him working was quite interesting. It showed he at least had some good intentions.

The program is such a cliche though, or maybe I am just critical.
Had anyone noticed how they seem to always have three couples from the three 'sections' of society? Lower, middle and upper class? They don't seem to have many 'normal/average' working class people on there.

Spreading the cultural diversity in such an obvious way on a program like this is stupidly unnecessary.
Good intentions may be, but he doesn't work does he? 'Yeah, I am looking for work. I know it will be boring but it will be nice to come home and think I have done a days work.'

That to me says he has never worked a day in his life and probably never will!

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Old 22 March 2011, 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Good intentions may be, but he doesn't work does he? 'Yeah, I am looking for work. I know it will be boring but it will be nice to come home and think I have done a days work.'

That to me says he has never worked a day in his life and probably never will! :razz;
I commented to Mr P on the 'yeah it will be boring' but too.

So get a job that's a bit more enjoyable, or maybe even just get any job, and look for one that feels a bit more rewarding while actually at work.
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Originally Posted by Clarebabes
I watched a very small bit of it, but thought the same about her teeth, they were absolutely minging. How she got pregnant I'll never know, she must've stunk
Never bitten the pillow, Clare?
Old 22 March 2011, 12:04 PM
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you cetainly wouldn't want them around your johnson
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Glad we did not watch it then.

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Old 22 March 2011, 12:08 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
you cetainly wouldn't want them around your johnson
Lol!!

I can only imagine, I used to wear braces until I was 19! That was tricky enough!!
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With fangs like yours, I guess it would be!
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There are advantages to your partner having no teeth
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he seemed a nice lad who unfortunately had ended up with some estate scratter.

how are they supposed to raise and provide for a child, god only knows. well I do, we spend the rest of our days paying for them to live on benefit.

on the teeth subject: a dentist friend of mine told me the other day, vast amounts of children are now having all their baby teeth removed because their parents have been so poor with their childs dental hygiene, they are rotten by 18 mths/2 yrs old.

frightening.

mind you, you look at her in her track suit last night and there is little surprise.
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Originally Posted by pslewis
There are advantages to your partner having no teeth
Pete, with all due respect im as horny as the rest of the scoobynet posse, but what you do to your mrs when your dentures are in their glass is your business!!

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Originally Posted by pslewis
There are advantages to your partner having no teeth
Oh no Pete, she had teeth.
Just not all of the teeth she should have had.
The ones that she did have we black and broken. Nice.
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Truly horrific. The had obviously had something going on upstairs just by his manner. The girl really was shocking. I had to laugh when she was in the trailer.

The couple that had half a dozen kids - yeah, nice one. I take you can afford all 6?

Did anyone watch a few episodes ago a couple where the woman was really horrible to the bloke? Everything he said she bit his head off.

Mrs watches it so I go on laptop - pick up bits of it.

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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
Did anyone watch last nights episode?
What the hell was going on with that young couple?
She was only 20 and had black/jagged teeth, he was 21 and 'didn't see the point of driving if you can't afford it' so they both got around on a push bike with a small trailor attached!

I actually felt sick when the girl opened her mouth. How can people have such bad teeth in this day and age? I mean, neither of them worked and she being pregnant would be entitled to free dental care FFS!

Yeah me and Nat watched it Chris. She was a proper skeff and he... well he was 3 sheets to the wind in hippy land. I proper lol'ed when I saw them both in their contraption signalling to go right

Then that silly chubby bitch who wanted to call her daughter "Tinkabell, 'cos I like fairies"

Do they show normal labours and parents on that program or just the fuggin' nut jobs
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Originally Posted by EddScott
Truly horrific. The had obviously had something going on upstairs just by his manner. The girl really was shocking. I had to laugh when she was in the trailer.

The couple that had half a dozen kids - yeah, nice one. I take you can afford all 6?

Did anyone watch a few episodes ago a couple where the woman was really horrible to the bloke? Everything he said she bit his head off.

Mrs watches it so I go on laptop - pick up bits of it.
Bollocks, Ed.... you love the big bewbies on it. Word on the street is that you Sky+ it for 'private time'
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Do they show normal labours and parents on that program or just the fuggin' nut jobs


er- like you I think they are all nut jobs ! did you see the woman who was into amateur dramatics, thought she could sing opera and had an I pod on all the time.

doctor asked her wahat she was listening to and she said- Oh this "high end bit of classical opera- la di da"

i pod was busy playing "sex on the beach".
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Originally Posted by austinwrx

er- like you I think they are all nut jobs ! did you see the woman who was into amateur dramatics, thought she could sing opera and had an I pod on all the time.

doctor asked her wahat she was listening to and she said- Oh this "high end bit of classical opera- la di da"

i pod was busy playing "sex on the beach".
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She must have been scared of the dentist or something, you get free dental care when pregnant so she had no excuse.
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Originally Posted by kingofturds
She must have been scared of the dentist or something, you get free dental care when pregnant so she had no excuse.
This is true - the wife had the last bits of her brace removed without having to pay. And yes, she was up the stick with braces (albeit the wreckage after removing most of it with pliers)

Although I think you have to have a registered address. When we first got together, she was sofa surfing with relatives - It gets better, honest - our love story would be a good episode of Shameless

Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Bollocks, Ed.... you love the big bewbies on it. Word on the street is that you Sky+ it for 'private time'
LOL, I have to be honest its probably the only thing on TV with boobies on show that doesn't interest me.

I liked the guy who spent most of the birth on his PSP

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Originally Posted by kingofturds
She must have been scared of the dentist or something, you get free dental care when pregnant so she had no excuse.
That's what I don't get. Money doesn't come into it.
May be it is something to do with self respect, which they obviously don't have by riding around on that poxy push bike with trailor.

They do get some strange people on there, but then again, why would anyone want to watch 'normal' people having a 'normal' birth?

We humans love to watch programs that make us feel better about ourselves.
And f&ck me, did that work last night!
-A couple with bad teeth, no home and no future
-A couple with 4 kids (5 now) yet she obviously really didn't like the whole 'labour' thing, so f*ck knows why she wanted another. Best comment was 'I have to have a 'even' number of kids, so I can't stop at 5!'

And a couple where the woman wants to call her daughter Fairy! (She did have a stupidly long labour though bless her.)

Yes, I feel much better now. I needed that after an hour on scoobynet where everybody is on £100k plus!

And Andy, are you going to be appearing on the show??? You're a bit 'out there', so I would have thought you would have been a prime candidate!

How's lady and bubba doing? Getting much sleep?

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It cracked up (no pun intended) when they put the newborn baby on the girl with the rotton teeth, she touched it and said, 'It stinks.' If her teeth were that bad it doesnt take much to work out why the baby smelt bad


OMG, did you see the baby's fingernails? They were orange and the dad said it was cos the both smoked!!! How much would you need to smoke to do that to your unborn baby???
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Originally Posted by chrispurvis100
That's what I don't get. Money doesn't come into it.
May be it is something to do with self respect, which they obviously don't have by riding around on that poxy push bike with trailor.

They do get some strange people on there, but then again, why would anyone want to watch 'normal' people having a 'normal' birth?

We humans love to watch programs that make us feel better about ourselves.
And f&ck me, did that work last night!
-A couple with bad teeth, no home and no future
-A couple with 4 kids (5 now) yet she obviously really didn't like the whole 'labour' thing, so f*ck knows why she wanted another. Best comment was 'I have to have a 'even' number of kids, so I can't stop at 5!'

And a couple where the woman wants to call her daughter Fairy! (She did have a stupidly long labour though bless her.)

Yes, I feel much better now. I needed that after an hour on scoobynet where everybody is on £100k plus!

And Andy, are you going to be appearing on the show??? You're a bit 'out there', so I would have thought you would have been a prime candidate!

How's lady and bubba doing? Getting much sleep?
Up until last night things were ok Chris. Took from 10pm to 2.30am to get him to rest, then up again at 8.30 to feed - yawn

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It cracked up (no pun intended) when they put the newborn baby on the girl with the rotton teeth, she touched it and said, 'It stinks.' If her teeth were that bad it doesnt take much to work out why the baby smelt bad


OMG, did you see the baby's fingernails? They were orange and the dad said it was cos the both smoked!!! How much would you need to smoke to do that to your unborn baby???
Thats 'cos they are skeffs, scrubbers, pondlife. Me and Nat may not have much moolah at the minute but I will do my damndest to ensure he gets a decent start in life. Neither of us smokes and Nat refused even a glass of wine or half a cider when pregnant. She really tried to eat as well as possible. I don't get how a mum-to-be can smoke through pregnancy. It should be tentamount to child abuse IMHO
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
I don't get how a mum-to-be can smoke through pregnancy. It should be tentamount to child abuse IMHO
Because all they care about is the benefit payment when the sprog pops out.
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Originally Posted by ScoobyWon't
Because all they care about is the benefit payment when the sprog pops out.
How come they are so poor on benefits and everyone else (you know what i mean)on them is living it up? They dont seem to have the basics, let alone luxuries.
Unless they spend it all on ****.

Her breath must have been putrid at both ends, poor midwife.
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Makes no sense does it. How people can be so poor in this day an age of state support?


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