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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 12:49 PM
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Following on from the Middle East thread and what a seething mess it is, seems to me that it is pretty much always blokes in charge and doing their best at ***** waving and causing mayhem, ok we had Maggie Thatcher for a while but I am not including Geyser-Birds in this, say we put women in all the main positions of power in every country, not sock puppets for blokes but an actual female administration.

Just put normal, intelligent women (Sorry Scoobynet Wimmins ) in, not the usual politically ambitious women, my missus can intervene when the kids are fighting and mediate very well, cant imagine that Gadaffi is much different in temperament to a spoilt teenage boy so the same techniques would apply.

Ok, in the Middle East this would be difficult as women are rated somewhere in the pecking order between Chickens and Goats in terms of importance (and as sexual partners) but I reckon that blokes manage to hang onto power and cause all manner of agro, war and whatever, I think less Testosterone on the world stage could be a good thing as us males dont seem to get it right and history bears this out.

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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 12:52 PM
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But they'd start a war once every month
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 12:54 PM
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But then who would cook?
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 12:55 PM
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im now awaiting the wrath of the lady members to these comments,,,,, lol
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 12:57 PM
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
But then who would cook?
Blokes, we do it better anyway !

Didnt think about the potential monthly Jihad, but that can be worked round.
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:16 PM
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Threaten them with Fatty Widdecombe - that you scare the daylights out of them

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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:19 PM
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Angela Merkel, Julia Gillard, then Palin or Clinton, the revolution has begun
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:20 PM
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I think we should stick pissy lewis in charge , that way he wont be spouting bull****e all day everyday on here
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:20 PM
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But who is in charge when its ladies week?
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:30 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
But who is in charge when its ladies week?
"I DONT F*CKING CARE JUST F*CK OFF YOU W$NKER AND STOP BREATHING NEAR ME, GOD YOU ARE ANNOYING, STOP MAKING THAT NOISE, ARGHHHHHHH"
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:39 PM
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Originally Posted by J4CKO
Blokes, we do it better anyway !

Didnt think about the potential monthly Jihad, but that can be worked round.
Aye, give them all hysterectomies to start with?

Then at least none of them can go off on maternity leave..
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 01:59 PM
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+ the wimmins will constantly be checking to see if their "nuclear arsenal" looked big or not ...

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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:10 PM
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Sarah Palin? No thanks!
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:14 PM
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If harriet harman ever gets in charge I think she would have man exterminated.
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:27 PM
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J4CKO, I'm seeing some issues with your proposed Gynarchy
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:39 PM
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This thread! *hands on not inconsiderable hips*

Right! If I was in charge, there'd be none of you lot fannying about in here all day, when you should be WORKING!!!
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:46 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
This thread! *hands on not inconsiderable hips*

Right! If I was in charge, there'd be none of you lot fannying about in here all day, when you should be WORKING!!!
Posted at 14:39
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 02:57 PM
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Originally Posted by oldsplice
This thread! *hands on not inconsiderable hips*

Right! If I was in charge, there'd be none of you lot fannying about in here all day, when you should be WORKING!!!
If that happens then Scoobynet would become mumsnet or womensforum.com!!! Where's the fun in that!!
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 03:04 PM
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'Wimminsforum.com' actually...........now get your knickers on and get me a cup of tea!
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 03:20 PM
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Don't the menstrual cycles of women all synch when they work together?

I'd give the world 6 months before Armageddon.

Oh yeah, and it'd be ALL YOUR FAULT!!!!
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Old Feb 24, 2011 | 04:34 PM
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Originally Posted by GlesgaKiss
But then who would cook?
or iron?

They should be grateful and satisfied that men allowed them the vote!
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Old Feb 25, 2011 | 03:54 PM
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They would become politically ambitious!

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Old Feb 26, 2011 | 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Kieran_Burns
Don't the menstrual cycles of women all synch when they work together?

Is that one without a crossbar?
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Old Feb 28, 2011 | 12:17 PM
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Its a step over device!

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