Dailymail guide to things that give you cancer

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Feb 21, 2011 | 12:25 PM

davyboy

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Dailymail guide to things that give you cancer

Feb 21, 2011 | 12:28 PM

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Not forgetting this one....clearly written by a woman:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-tobacco.html

Feb 21, 2011 | 12:30 PM

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Or in other word, "life"!

No more bj's!

Feb 21, 2011 | 12:30 PM

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are you implying daily fail are known to dabble with a bit of scare mongering ?

Feb 21, 2011 | 12:30 PM

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LMAO.

I've always thought this when the media spouts "this or that gives you cancer", if you step back it seems that prety much anything and everything to excess will give you cancer.

My favrorite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ip-toilet.html

"Sorry I pissed all over the toilet seat, darling. But switching on the light will give me cancer"

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Feb 21, 2011 | 12:46 PM

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From the minute you are born you are dying, the world is toxic to us and its generally more luck than judgement that we survive.

I find the Daily Mail to be hazourdous to health, as whenever my dad is ranting about some issue, I just ask him if he has recently read the Daily/Sunday Mail and to calm down as it isnt doing him any good and not to read the dreadful thing, I hope the print they use doesnt cause **** cancers as I will be screwed.

Feb 21, 2011 | 12:55 PM

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Russell Howard did a great song on this email on his Good News Show. (possible language warning)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI

5t.

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Feb 21, 2011 | 12:56 PM

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As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine.

Feb 21, 2011 | 01:02 PM

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Great post Dave!

Compared to the Daily Fail, I find a more informed comment in The Beano.

Feb 21, 2011 | 02:20 PM

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Quote:

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As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine.

As I understand it NOT wanking causes prostate cancer

Feb 21, 2011 | 02:29 PM

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As I understand it NOT wanking causes prostate cancer

I knew 10 times a day was good for me!

Feb 21, 2011 | 02:40 PM

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As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine.

Sorry ...

"Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they ********** frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men"

http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0126082343.htm

Feb 21, 2011 | 02:50 PM

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So we're saying that there is a **** sweet spot then? Would anyone like to volunteer for some research at a prestigious University? Like Keele.

Feb 21, 2011 | 05:12 PM

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So most of us should have been dead years ago then

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Feb 21, 2011 | 05:41 PM

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Take a look at the "tube map" of daily mail headlines :

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/...mula-revealed/

Feb 21, 2011 | 06:58 PM

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I am afraid it is a little more complicated than that, has I have posted before they are leading a campaign to catagorise every known inanimate object into those that not only cause cancer and those that prevent it too

details here

http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/

Feb 21, 2011 | 07:24 PM

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lol gotta love that list

i remember reading, that worrying about cancer, can give you cancer lol

what chance have we got!

Feb 21, 2011 | 07:57 PM

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I have heard Daily Mail ink is incredibly carcinogenic, allegedly!

Feb 21, 2011 | 07:58 PM

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Actually these cannot be from the Daily Mail - I am sure that in the real Daily Mail being Muslim, or being near a Muslim, is the number cause of cancer.

Feb 21, 2011 | 11:07 PM

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Crazy talk! You're more likely to get the Big C as you get older, simples ... just get over it

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Feb 21, 2011 | 11:44 PM

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FFS lol, If that were true I would expect middle aged men to be dropping like fly's

Feb 23, 2011 | 04:08 PM

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Doesn't half hurt when you get it though!

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Feb 23, 2011 | 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by what would scooby do

Take a look at the "tube map" of daily mail headlines :

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/...mula-revealed/

top stuff

Feb 23, 2011 | 05:24 PM

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Some great finds there

So in summary, merely existing will give you cancer

Feb 23, 2011 | 05:28 PM

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Cancer doesnt seem so bad after reading the Daily Mail to be honest, I know it is fashionable to knock it but it is truly sh1te.

Feb 24, 2011 | 02:16 AM

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LONG RING FINGER come oooon thats ridicilious

And whats up about the fruit juice OMG

Better if we dont use cars, we dont take a bath, we dont drink juice and cola and we dont eat cheese and cereals. Oh yeah we shouldnt use wi-fi also
And we just have became a monkeys from the stone age

P.S. if you have a long ring fingers, cut them off

When your going to the toilet at night, get a candle !!! Or a nightvision LOL. but do not switch the lights !!! no really, dont !

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