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Not forgetting this one....clearly written by a woman:
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...r-tobacco.html |
Or in other word, "life"!
No more bj's! :cry: |
:lol1: are you implying daily fail are known to dabble with a bit of scare mongering ?
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LMAO.
I've always thought this when the media spouts "this or that gives you cancer", if you step back it seems that prety much anything and everything to excess will give you cancer. My favrorite: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/ar...ip-toilet.html "Sorry I pissed all over the toilet seat, darling. But switching on the light will give me cancer" :D |
From the minute you are born you are dying, the world is toxic to us and its generally more luck than judgement that we survive.
I find the Daily Mail to be hazourdous to health, as whenever my dad is ranting about some issue, I just ask him if he has recently read the Daily/Sunday Mail and to calm down as it isnt doing him any good and not to read the dreadful thing, I hope the print they use doesnt cause anal cancers as I will be screwed. |
Russell Howard did a great song on this email on his Good News Show. (possible language warning)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTu7GLfrmUI 5t. |
As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine. ;)
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Great post Dave! :D
Compared to the Daily Fail, I find a more informed comment in The Beano. :thumb: |
Originally Posted by stilover
(Post 9894245)
As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine. ;)
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Originally Posted by Wurzel
(Post 9894406)
As I understand it NOT wanking causes prostate cancer :D
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Originally Posted by stilover
(Post 9894245)
As long as w.anking doesn't cause Cancer, I should be fine. ;)
"Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they masturbate frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men" http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0126082343.htm |
So we're saying that there is a wank sweet spot then? Would anyone like to volunteer for some research at a prestigious University? Like Keele. ;)
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Originally Posted by boxst
(Post 9894434)
Sorry ...
"Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they masturbate frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men" http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0126082343.htm Chip |
Take a look at the "tube map" of daily mail headlines :
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/...mula-revealed/ :D |
I am afraid it is a little more complicated than that, has I have posted before they are leading a campaign to catagorise every known inanimate object into those that not only cause cancer and those that prevent it too
details here http://kill-or-cure.heroku.com/ |
lol gotta love that list
i remember reading, that worrying about cancer, can give you cancer lol what chance have we got! |
I have heard Daily Mail ink is incredibly carcinogenic, allegedly!
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Actually these cannot be from the Daily Mail - I am sure that in the real Daily Mail being Muslim, or being near a Muslim, is the number cause of cancer.
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Crazy talk! You're more likely to get the Big C as you get older, simples ... just get over it :razz:
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Originally Posted by boxst
(Post 9894434)
Sorry ...
"Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they masturbate frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men" http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases...0126082343.htm |
Doesn't half hurt when you get it though!
Les |
Originally Posted by what would scooby do
(Post 9894767)
Take a look at the "tube map" of daily mail headlines :
http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2010/07/15/...mula-revealed/ :D |
Some great finds there :lol1:
So in summary, merely existing will give you cancer :wonder: |
Cancer doesnt seem so bad after reading the Daily Mail to be honest, I know it is fashionable to knock it but it is truly sh1te.
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LONG RING FINGER come oooon thats ridicilious
And whats up about the fruit juice OMG :lol1: Better if we dont use cars, we dont take a bath, we dont drink juice and cola and we dont eat cheese and cereals. Oh yeah we shouldnt use wi-fi also And we just have became a monkeys from the stone age :D P.S. if you have a long ring fingers, cut them off When your going to the toilet at night, get a candle !!! Or a nightvision LOL. but do not switch the lights !!! no really, dont ! |
Originally Posted by J4CKO
(Post 9898647)
Cancer doesnt seem so bad after reading the Daily Mail to be honest, I know it is fashionable to knock it but it is truly sh1te.
Les |
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