Ever wanted to give that girl at work a pat on the bum......
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Ever wanted to give that girl at work a pat on the bum......
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hrown-out.html
You can now - so long as you say you are a tactile person...... wahey...
You can now - so long as you say you are a tactile person...... wahey...
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Approx 15 years ago when I was working for ICL one of the other managers slapped a muslim contractor on the **** with a newspaper.
He was sent on gardening leave for a while after that.
This girl always wore a black fully covered dress thing - including a head bit(Sorry, I don't know its name), but not a burka
Bit like what a nun wears I suppose.
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
He was sent on gardening leave for a while after that.
This girl always wore a black fully covered dress thing - including a head bit(Sorry, I don't know its name), but not a burka
Bit like what a nun wears I suppose.
Still makes me laugh when I think about it.
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I wonder how much that little lot cost the taxpayer.
What a waste of time and money. Looking at him, he wants to be grateful anyone wants to touch him, even the lady who is 68
What a waste of time and money. Looking at him, he wants to be grateful anyone wants to touch him, even the lady who is 68
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great !!!! where did I put that list I have been adding to for years ?? {rubs thighs in a Shooting Stars fashion }
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Not sure what a woman would have to do to make me consider complaining about it. A stap-on perhaps, that would be going too far.
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I am not tactile, I never do that, nice to look occasionally but never, ever touch, have seen it done and be brushed off and it made me squirm, horrible, creepy man.
Funny, as a bloke I have had more women grope me than I have groped women in employment, worked in a pub and got groped by middle aged ladies, worked in and airport bar and had a hand shoot between my legs and grab my bollocks, hardly time for a tribunal or the Police, just some data for the **** Bank ! never hapens now, my importance must preclude it......
Funny, as a bloke I have had more women grope me than I have groped women in employment, worked in a pub and got groped by middle aged ladies, worked in and airport bar and had a hand shoot between my legs and grab my bollocks, hardly time for a tribunal or the Police, just some data for the **** Bank ! never hapens now, my importance must preclude it......
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Saw this yesterday
Must be a man thing, 1 of the women I work with accidently slapped me on the **** with a box of ceral, as I moved just at the wrong time. A colleague made a sarcy comment and she went a nice bright red She appologised and I turned round and said, "dont appologise, thats the most action I've seen in weeks". Result, her going from bright red to beetroot colour and the rest of the galley bursting out laughing!
Must be a man thing, 1 of the women I work with accidently slapped me on the **** with a box of ceral, as I moved just at the wrong time. A colleague made a sarcy comment and she went a nice bright red She appologised and I turned round and said, "dont appologise, thats the most action I've seen in weeks". Result, her going from bright red to beetroot colour and the rest of the galley bursting out laughing!
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A little anecdote: I remember I was in the office (family business) one day and my uncle Bill had paid a visit as he'd finished work early. Now the best way to describe uncle Bill would be a Balck Country version of Sid James (dirty laugh included). Well our secretary at the time was filling some stuff in the bottom drawer of the filing cabinet. Now, she has a rather large ****, no, a HUGE **** (disproportionately).
So guess what uncle Bill did when getting an eyefull of **** infront of him? Yup! <SLAP!> As hard and as loud as possible! Her face was a picture.
Then I thought of all the Daily Mail reports thinking "oh s**t, sexual harrasment in the workplace", and her boyfriend is a copper. So pretended not to see anything. I looked round, and everyone else did the same.
Yup, thats the modern work place for you - everyone s**t scared to react to anything that may result in a court case. Uncle Bill was just left standing there with a face like "WTF did I do?", bless, he's in his 60's so he didn't know any better.
We sacked her two months later anyway for fiddling her hours (well, actually she walked out after being challenged and warned, which saved us the bother).
So guess what uncle Bill did when getting an eyefull of **** infront of him? Yup! <SLAP!> As hard and as loud as possible! Her face was a picture.
Then I thought of all the Daily Mail reports thinking "oh s**t, sexual harrasment in the workplace", and her boyfriend is a copper. So pretended not to see anything. I looked round, and everyone else did the same.
Yup, thats the modern work place for you - everyone s**t scared to react to anything that may result in a court case. Uncle Bill was just left standing there with a face like "WTF did I do?", bless, he's in his 60's so he didn't know any better.
We sacked her two months later anyway for fiddling her hours (well, actually she walked out after being challenged and warned, which saved us the bother).
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If you are a woman or homosexual, you are pretty much bullet proof to alot of the stuff that would get a normal guy in serious trouble.
The fella who took us for our training in my last job was a bent as **** and even told one of the guys in our training group that he was going to rape him in quite graphic detail. Nowt was done about it, the guy was just told to take it as a bit of banter.
**** was found on one of shop computers at another branch of my current employers. Heads were going to role and someone was going to get sacked until it was found to be gay **** that the assistant manager had downloaded. Nothing said, nothing done.
The fella who took us for our training in my last job was a bent as **** and even told one of the guys in our training group that he was going to rape him in quite graphic detail. Nowt was done about it, the guy was just told to take it as a bit of banter.
**** was found on one of shop computers at another branch of my current employers. Heads were going to role and someone was going to get sacked until it was found to be gay **** that the assistant manager had downloaded. Nothing said, nothing done.
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...hrown-out.html
You can now - so long as you say you are a tactile person...... wahey...
You can now - so long as you say you are a tactile person...... wahey...
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Once again my eyes are drawn to another article on that page about the Karasdishshsin girls on the Daily Mail - who are these women and whats with the Daily Fail obsession with them?
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