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Old 25 January 2011, 07:07 PM
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... what would you do?
Old 25 January 2011, 07:09 PM
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both my neighbors and still have 2:50 to kill
Old 25 January 2011, 07:26 PM
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Joyride your Civic, pedro...
Old 25 January 2011, 07:27 PM
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both my neighbors and still have 2:50 to kill

i hope they are not an elderly couple
Old 25 January 2011, 07:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gallois
both my neighbors and still have 2:50 to kill

i hope they are not an elderly couple


Or a gay couple.
Old 25 January 2011, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by DJ_Jon
Joyride your Civic, pedro...
NOOOOOO!!!!!
Old 25 January 2011, 07:37 PM
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Start knitting.
Old 25 January 2011, 07:37 PM
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actually they are both young women, one on each side...
Old 25 January 2011, 07:38 PM
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you've got 2:30 left now
Old 25 January 2011, 07:39 PM
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leave it all to me Pete
Old 25 January 2011, 07:39 PM
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make sure the father in law goes before i do (there is only one thing worse than pedophile and thats what he is ) if the word exists a incestaphile rest assured he would go before me and he knows it , i told him he better pray i never get condemed by a doctor while he is alive
Old 25 January 2011, 07:41 PM
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Originally Posted by madscoob
make sure the father in law goes before i do (there is only one thing worse than pedophile and thats what he is ) if the word exists a incestaphile rest assured he would go before me and he knows it , i told him he better pray i never get condemed by a doctor while he is alive


**** man ..... this was a bit of fun ..... that's bad!!
Old 25 January 2011, 07:41 PM
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Put all my weapons of mass destruction on Redcar Scarborough Middlesbrough and them other sh1tty places inbetween
Old 25 January 2011, 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis


**** man ..... this was a bit of fun ..... that's bad!!
i wasnt joking he would number one priority . would need 2 rounds though 1 to the nads then 1 to the head ,
next job take plod on a guided tour of where i live just for the sheer hell of it /
assuming the world was going to end have a family get round get pissed and go out in style lol
Old 25 January 2011, 08:03 PM
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Originally Posted by pslewis
... what would you do?
Ask for a second opinion.
Old 25 January 2011, 08:07 PM
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First thing I'd do is come on here and ask for opinions on what I should do.
Old 25 January 2011, 08:09 PM
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Oh 1 hr left
Old 25 January 2011, 08:10 PM
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Skin kate price then p1ss on her.
Old 25 January 2011, 08:13 PM
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Nuke the french and north Korea and er Iran and get a blow job from that Russian spy Anna Chapman nice lips
Old 25 January 2011, 08:13 PM
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If you only have 3 hours to live, you are generally in a very bad way, thus on morphine or the likes, so you wouldnt be in very much of a state to be 'doing' much.

However if you didnt know you had X amount of hours left to live, then chances are you will be doing something of the Norm in your life, thus taking a cr_p, making tea, filling your car with V power, Polishing your rocket (ya car), filling with V power again, or reading some posts on scoobynet!
Old 25 January 2011, 08:15 PM
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Heroin or crack (if I could get some in time)
Old 25 January 2011, 08:18 PM
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That is not nice SI what you need is 80% coke and a good tune
Old 25 January 2011, 08:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Jamie
Skin kate price then p1ss on her.


Then bath her in acid.... just be be sure!!!
Old 25 January 2011, 08:53 PM
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Post up a watch thread, just to make sure mine was accurate. Don't want to loose a single second!!!!
Old 25 January 2011, 09:04 PM
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Plant some spuds for tarmac terror
Old 25 January 2011, 09:08 PM
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Oi pissy is this out of date ?Mayan calendar 2012 21st dec you ****.

*lobs spuds and bricks at lewis and the irish one*
Old 25 January 2011, 11:20 PM
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I'd murder Jamie.

To be honest, even if I had more than three hours to live, I'd do it if I wouldn't get caught.

There is only so much of the mental that you can put up with. And blokes shouldn't even suffer from the mental.
Old 25 January 2011, 11:26 PM
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You will have to be very fooking fast.
Old 26 January 2011, 08:23 AM
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I'd waste it away on here with my cyber-buddies (well the one's that weren't hunting down Katy Perry)
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Look at the kate perry thread on piston heads and if you want the pictures that were banned pm me


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