Awful kids cheese jokes for Christmas......
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Awful kids cheese jokes for Christmas......
Here are some really awful jokes for kids (adults may have to help on some of them) 
Name a femininist cheese – GRUYERE
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone – Because the ROQUEFORT back
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? - NACHO CHEESE
How do you handle a dangerous cheese? - CAERPHILLY
What kind of cheese protects a castle? - MOAT-ZERELLA
What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese? - LIMBURGER
What cheeses do you eat on a windy day? - BRIES
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? - HALLOU-MI
What kind of cheese goads a bear? - CAM-EM-BERT
What kind of cheese hides a horse? - MASCARPONE
What cheese is made backwards? - EDAM
What is the most popular cheese in a mental institution? - EM-MENTAL
What is a pirate’s favourite cheese? - CHEDDAAAARRRRR
David
Name a femininist cheese – GRUYERE
Why did the cheese lose a fight with a stone – Because the ROQUEFORT back
What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? - NACHO CHEESE
How do you handle a dangerous cheese? - CAERPHILLY
What kind of cheese protects a castle? - MOAT-ZERELLA
What is a cannibal’s favourite cheese? - LIMBURGER
What cheeses do you eat on a windy day? - BRIES
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? - HALLOU-MI
What kind of cheese goads a bear? - CAM-EM-BERT
What kind of cheese hides a horse? - MASCARPONE
What cheese is made backwards? - EDAM
What is the most popular cheese in a mental institution? - EM-MENTAL
What is a pirate’s favourite cheese? - CHEDDAAAARRRRR
David
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