Turner Brown
15 November 2010, 04:29 PM
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Turner Brown
Ok, probably ANOTHER old one, but it made me laugh 
Skinny little white Irishman goes into an elevator, looks up and
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch *****, 3 pounds of *********, Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ... I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch *****, my *********
weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says:
'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!
sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little Irishman staring at him, he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch *****, 3 pounds of *********, Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big
guy says, 'What's wrong with you?'
In a weak voice the little guy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say
to me?'
The big dude says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me ... I'm 7
feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch *****, my *********
weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.'
The little white Irishman says:
'Turner Brown?!....Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, 'Turn around!
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