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Old 14 October 2010, 03:33 PM
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Mrs swiss is well known for her snappy atire , always well turned out and classy . But does she apply this to all occasions ??


Nope


Example one : You need to take off your wheels on your scoob. Would you

A) Use a socket set
B) wrench
C) Something else
















Yes high heels and some sunglasses



Example Two: You are going for a bike ride on your MTB. It is going to be dirty, muddy and wet. Would you..

A) Wear trainers
B) Some form of raingear
C) Something else ?










Yes pink high heels



Example three: You are in the garden, working hard, cutting the grass, chopping down trees with bow saws etc. Do you..


A) Use saws, lawnmower, spades, trowels and the like
B) Dress in mucky clothes and just use whatever is to hand
C) Need something else ?












Yes, that's right, what you need is a large pink Makeup case complete with nail file to do your nails


She is completely nuts
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Old 14 October 2010, 03:36 PM
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lol, wimins are a modern, well actualy have always been a mystery to man,, lol
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Old 14 October 2010, 03:41 PM
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She could have used 3 to help out in 1 or just bent over the front of the car to get in there

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Old 14 October 2010, 03:43 PM
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Excellent thread

They baffle the mind don't they
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Old 14 October 2010, 03:59 PM
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Looks like the wrong kind of wench being used to change the wheel.
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In typical car enthusiast style, ignoring the gratuitous female bottom shot, whats the white car reflected in the scoob?
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:06 PM
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that's another scoob isn't it?
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by EddScott
In typical car enthusiast style, ignoring the gratuitous female bottom shot, whats the white car reflected in the scoob?
Glad you noticed.

Take a guess
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ChefDude
that's another scoob isn't it?
Nope
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:09 PM
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If she wears high heels for DIY work does she wear wellies when ******* ?
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:11 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
If she wears high heels for DIY work does she wear wellies when ******* ?
Good point

She even bought some moon boots when she went to Lapland a few years ago.
She went out in some lovely faith high heel boots instead and nearly did a face plant
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I wouldn't have liked to been her ankle if it went badly changing that wheel.
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
I wouldn't have liked to been her ankle if it went badly changing that wheel.
I would like to be reincarnated as Zoes rather tight fitting bra
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Old 14 October 2010, 04:22 PM
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top set of danglies
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I'd use a bloke. What on earth was she getting dirty for, that's your job, Swiss
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Old 14 October 2010, 05:53 PM
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in the 2nd pic... is that the sun shining out of her ar$3 ?????

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Old 14 October 2010, 05:54 PM
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that car looks way to clean to get yourself dirty on.....

drive needs weeding tho....
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Worrying thing is who would've been ironing your shirts while she was out playing with the wheel?
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Old 14 October 2010, 06:15 PM
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PS - Next doors wheelie bin has also worked out the meaning of life!
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Old 14 October 2010, 06:23 PM
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Yeah, but the point is, did it work? If it did, it just goes to prove that you boys just like to waste money on fancy tools!
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Old 14 October 2010, 06:54 PM
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is the white car in the reflection a Skyline?
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Unless you keep the iron or tea towels under the bonnet then WTF was she thinking - slap her back into the kitchen!
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Old 14 October 2010, 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by mr_impreza
is the white car in the reflection a Skyline?
IT is indeed mate Good guess , it is a GTR
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Old 14 October 2010, 08:59 PM
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The lovely alloys ga e it away R34 I take it?
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amazing but looking at her bending over my nuts tighten too
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Unless you keep the iron or tea towels under the bonnet then WTF was she thinking - slap her back into the kitchen!
I shall pass on your comments

Originally Posted by mr_impreza
The lovely alloys ga e it away R34 I take it?
Aye baz But an R33



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amazing but looking at her bending over my nuts tighten too
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Old 14 October 2010, 09:45 PM
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She has found this thread









I have my trainers on
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Yes, I found the thread and pointed out to you that the Skyline in question is an R33!!!!
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Oops!
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that was a good read
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