What attracted you to the Mrs?
11 October 2010, 03:43 PM
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Legs and **** 
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks 
When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less B
BS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off 
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off
11 October 2010, 03:51 PM
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Legs and **** Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off 
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11 October 2010, 03:56 PM
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Legs and **** Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off
Was at a mates house and she was in the kitchen with her back to me wearing a pair of skin-tight ski-pants. 33" inside leg on a 5'7" size 8-10 female is quite a good ratio methinks When she turned around I clocked her perky little bra-less BBS and was captivated. Two days later I was buried up to my chestnuts and making them tiddies jiggle Fifteen years later the shine has worn off 
11 October 2010, 04:11 PM
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her conversation and her personality...
Oh ok
Her knowledge of wine and she has a great ***..... so I'm an alcoholic *** perv
Oh ok
Her knowledge of wine and she has a great ***..... so I'm an alcoholic *** perv
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11 October 2010, 04:17 PM
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We went to the same school and same uni together, 1 year apart, but never spoke to each other until we met at a random club 5 or 6 years later. That made small-talk easy as we soon realized that we had more in common than just a skinfull!
11 October 2010, 04:21 PM
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got a pic sent to my phone from me mate who said check out the new waitress.
The pic was of her bent over so obviously it was her behind so that night we all met up at his pub - then it was her chest when we met & we got chatting, been together for over 6 yrs now & married for past 21 mths. 
The pic was of her bent over
so obviously it was her behind so that night we all met up at his pub - then it was her chest when we met & we got chatting, been together for over 6 yrs now & married for past 21 mths.
11 October 2010, 04:23 PM
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Well for all those of you who know or have seen a picture of Mrs Swiss will be solely disappointed or call me an outright liar if I did not say it was her ample personalty..both of them
However the truth was when I met her I fancied her really for her dirty laugh and some rather nice looks (as well as her rack ). That and the fact she was really into her cars and had a scoob. It was like a breath of fresh air compared to the ex-wife. And still now over 3 years later it still holds true.
However the truth was when I met her I fancied her really for her dirty laugh and some rather nice looks (as well as her rack
). That and the fact she was really into her cars and had a scoob. It was like a breath of fresh air compared to the ex-wife. And still now over 3 years later it still holds true.
11 October 2010, 04:45 PM
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Her voice over the phone at work.
Went into head office for a few drinks one night to see what was what, grabbed a pint and took a seat with one of my work mates, she was no where to be seen, ladies toilet door opens she come flying out the door knocked my pint flying, p$$ed out of her box wailing like a scolded 7 year old because she'd just split with her boyfriend, talk about timing a lend of the Kula Shaker album and a Saturday afternoon down Camden Market threw in some Kfc sat down by the canal and 13 years later she's about to have out 2nd child
Went into head office for a few drinks one night to see what was what, grabbed a pint and took a seat with one of my work mates, she was no where to be seen, ladies toilet door opens she come flying out the door knocked my pint flying, p$$ed out of her box wailing like a scolded 7 year old because she'd just split with her boyfriend, talk about timing
a lend of the Kula Shaker album and a Saturday afternoon down Camden Market threw in some Kfc sat down by the canal and 13 years later she's about to have out 2nd child
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11 October 2010, 04:48 PM
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When we first met she was a skinny 6-8, 5' 6", DD ***** and 34" inside legs.
And she wanted to have sex with me.
What's not to love!!
Got engaged after spending seventeen days together (over a four month period) married after six months and been married for eighteen years!
She's really let herself go - ballooned up to a size 10 after two babies
And she wanted to have sex with me.
What's not to love!!
Got engaged after spending seventeen days together (over a four month period) married after six months and been married for eighteen years!
She's really let herself go - ballooned up to a size 10 after two babies
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When we first met she was a skinny 6-8, 5' 6", DD ***** and 34" inside legs.
And she wanted to have sex with me.
What's not to love!!
Got engaged after spending seventeen days together (over a four month period) married after six months and been married for eighteen years!
She's really let herself go - ballooned up to a size 10 after two babies
And she wanted to have sex with me.
What's not to love!!
Got engaged after spending seventeen days together (over a four month period) married after six months and been married for eighteen years!
She's really let herself go - ballooned up to a size 10 after two babies
11 October 2010, 04:50 PM
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11 October 2010, 05:24 PM
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My best mate actually met her before me and had a fling for a couple of weeks. He then dumped her and I thought she was nice so tried to get to know her.
We ended up together for a few weeks and she then decided she didn't want a boyfriend/relationship. Was a bit gutted as she's the next division up to me easily. Then got a random 3am phonecall 4-5 weeks later. Chatted for hours, met up, had sex and been together since. She was 17 and I was 19 at the time. June 27th 2004 was when we were officially a couple. As some know expecting our first in March
so yeah if it wasn't for my mate being a ***** moving from one beehatch to the next and me accepting sloppy seconds......
We ended up together for a few weeks and she then decided she didn't want a boyfriend/relationship. Was a bit gutted as she's the next division up to me easily. Then got a random 3am phonecall 4-5 weeks later. Chatted for hours, met up, had sex and been together since. She was 17 and I was 19 at the time. June 27th 2004 was when we were officially a couple. As some know expecting our first in March
so yeah if it wasn't for my mate being a ***** moving from one beehatch to the next and me accepting sloppy seconds......
11 October 2010, 05:31 PM
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Gotta be the fact she gleamed in the sunlight her curvy shape drawing me in, her sound is like nothing ive heard before and she isnt shy either......
Well thats the car sorted now the MRS lol the fact that while on a cruise we clocked each other and that was it 6 years and 2 kids down the line as is still hunky dorey and happy
Jay
Well thats the car sorted now the MRS lol the fact that while on a cruise we clocked each other and that was it 6 years and 2 kids down the line as is still hunky dorey and happy
Jay