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Old 06 October 2010, 12:10 PM
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...-BOOB-JOB.html
Old 06 October 2010, 12:16 PM
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Funnily enough i was sitting in a canteen (back in 2008, working for an agency to keep the wolf from the door) and two girls (early 20's) where discussing cosmetic surgery on the NHS. One had already had it done and was explaining the sort of things to say to ensure that the other was eligible (this girl had had he nose and chin done + a tattoo removed) she was saying that it was important to put across a lack of confidence and self esteem, etc. It had worked for her and a 'mate' before apparently.

I was suprised and disgusted that the NHS allows this can can be so easily fooled when some other people cannot get life-saving treatments and drugs on the NHS.

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Old 06 October 2010, 12:19 PM
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the lazy fvcking journo has cut and pasted the story lock stock and barrel from "closer" whatever that is

he really has earn't his wages this month
Old 06 October 2010, 12:27 PM
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Chavvy birds with bigs ***** are just fantastic, personally I think there should be a benefit specifically for boob jobs.



Seriously, I know a lady who had her ***** done on the NHS. Whole family are a bunch of tarts and she slept around, husband left, she went to the NHS and claimed he left because she was flat chested (not flat on her back) and the NHS paid for them - they aren't bad either.

Wife works in the hair dressing game and boob jobs seem compulsory. One girl gets housing benefit because of her child, father pays for the peugeot 206cc and she paid £5K for her ***** a couple of years ago. As long as she only works 16 hours a week she keeps the house, the benefit and a fine set of boobies.

Fortunately, Mrs EddScott has quite a decent pair already although that doesn't stop her wanting them done.
Old 06 October 2010, 12:47 PM
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Yet another reason to ask myself 'why DO you go to work everyday?'

Glad to see that going to work, standing outside in the pissing down rain and cold at 3am in the morning has made some slag feel better about her body.
Old 06 October 2010, 12:47 PM
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This sort of thong really pissed me off!!

I was actually offered this 'procedure' at the age of 17 on the grounds that I waited 12 months to see if anything would change.

I didn't get it done, for many reasons, and thankfully having two children has blessed me with an 'average' sized pair

The people who claim they are depressed are no doubt off flaunting them at the drop of a hat, not exactly the way depression and low self esteem works.

I have told myself that if you base your confidence on physical appeanance, you will always find something to hold you back or bring you down.

It's the silly girls getting cosmetic surgery for free that contribute to part of the problem with the NHS.
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This sort of thong really pissed me off!!

I was actually offered this 'procedure' at the age of 17 on the grounds that I waited 12 months to see if anything would change.

I didn't get it done, for many reasons, and thankfully having two children has blessed me with an 'average' sized pair

The people who claim they are depressed are no doubt off flaunting them at the drop of a hat, not exactly the way depression and low self esteem works.

I have told myself that if you base your confidence on physical appeanance, you will always find something to hold you back or bring you down.

It's the silly girls getting cosmetic surgery for free that contribute to part of the problem with the NHS.
Old 06 October 2010, 01:14 PM
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Enhancing the ***** of the nation, a damn fine use of public money if you ask me
Old 06 October 2010, 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Enhancing the ***** of the nation, a damn fine use of public money if you ask me
Have you seen her?

You could always be the fifth father?
Old 06 October 2010, 01:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
.............has blessed me with an 'average' sized pair
That is a completely useless statement without a photo to back it up.
Old 06 October 2010, 01:32 PM
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I was angry reading this until I realised I'm in work .. reading about boob jobs and complaining that people are too lazy to work ..
Old 06 October 2010, 01:35 PM
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That Gamu story is almost certainly complete bollocks as well
Old 06 October 2010, 01:53 PM
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I see our money is well spent.

Every fecking kid has some tech. The dog looks pissed off at being left out

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Originally Posted by gpssti4
That is a completely useless statement without a photo to back it up.
+1!
Old 06 October 2010, 02:04 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I see our money is well spent.

Every fecking kid has some tech. The dog looks pissed off at being left out

You have to wonder if she can save that sort of money whilst on benefits - if she has too much in the way of benefits. Surely the money is for essentials for food and clothes not a Currys shop full of game consuls and new ******* for the slapper of a mum!

The fathers should be paying for those kids not the state!
Old 06 October 2010, 02:05 PM
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Originally Posted by SwissTony
I see our money is well spent.

Every fecking kid has some tech. The dog looks pissed off at being left out

Cut market laptop though i see !
Old 06 October 2010, 02:10 PM
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Originally Posted by dpb
Cut market laptop though i see !
I bet that dog cost nothing to buy and next to nothing to feed and keep

IMHO they are receiving too much in benefits perhaps their benefits for 2010-2012 should be reduced by £4,500 as she seems to have so much spare taxpayers money lying about to spend on needless surgery for her body
Old 06 October 2010, 02:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I bet that dog cost nothing to buy and next to nothing to feed and keep

IMHO they are receiving too much in benefits perhaps their benefits for 2010-2012 should be reduced by £4,500 as she seems to have so much spare taxpayers money lying about to spend on needless surgery for her body


+1
Old 06 October 2010, 02:19 PM
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She prolly got um done for a grand each ,

+ another grand off the daily fail for you suckers to lap up
Old 06 October 2010, 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood

The fathers should be paying for those kids not the state!
Some probably are some are probably out of work themselves - I suspect she isn't too choosey when considering the gene pool of her family.


The picture is clearly for wind up purposes.

I've seen first hand a mother of 4 kids out of work produce a pile of christmas presents that compared to our little ones pile (both of us working and paying taxes) our pile could not even come close to one of the other kids.



The BIG question is --- Will the new rules actually have any effect on her whatsoever? These are the ones we want stopped!

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Old 06 October 2010, 02:24 PM
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Poor family only have 3 laptops, between 5 kids.

I mean that is the definition of poverty right there!
Old 06 October 2010, 02:32 PM
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
That is a completely useless statement without a photo to back it up.
Sorry, but 'getting 'em out for the lads' isn't my style.
Old 06 October 2010, 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Sorry, but 'getting 'em out for the lads' isn't my style.
Don't get all coy now - you minx!
Old 06 October 2010, 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Don't get all coy now - you minx!
Minx...... Me.....?

You must have got me mixed up with someone else!

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Originally Posted by dpb
Cut market laptop though i see !
true, the black one looks like some acer or dell
Old 06 October 2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Hysteria1983
Sorry, but 'getting 'em out for the lads' isn't my style.


Old 06 October 2010, 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by davyboy
Poor family only have 3 laptops, between 5 kids.

I mean that is the definition of poverty right there!
Yup, someone we know is trapped in a similar poverty trap (lives in one of the choice estates in Duston). 5 of them on one four bed council house with only 3 32-50" LCD TV's and only four games consuls between them.
The 14 y/o boy tries his hardest to help out by selling dope, bless him.

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Originally Posted by Camoscooby


Lol!

Don't worry, they are only boobies.
Old 06 October 2010, 02:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
I bet that dog cost nothing to buy and next to nothing to feed and keep

IMHO they are receiving too much in benefits perhaps their benefits for 2010-2012 should be reduced by £4,500 as she seems to have so much spare taxpayers money lying about to spend on needless surgery for her body
Not a bad idea, she must get way too much if she is saving that amount.
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Isn't it about time Martin2005 came along and pointed out we are (all) stupid sheep for believing this story - even if true it is a one-off and hardly ever happens


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