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Old 05 October 2010, 05:17 PM
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Default Street charity workers

I'm sick of these people.

You know the 'professional' ones, typically pimping for Greenpeace, Shelter etc. Look like students.

It's that they infest every high street going, and walking down said streets feels like being continually harassed like the street equivalent of 'cold callers'.

...and they all have adopted the same over-cheery, zanny personalities like childrens TV hosts. Is it supposed to make me feel unthreatened or something? I guess they all get coached in the same way and found that act to be most successful in disarming people.

OTOH I do give money to people who are obviously volunteers. The type who just stand there or sit at a desk and don't ASK.

I'd really like them banned.
Old 05 October 2010, 05:19 PM
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I find myself doing this more. Recently there was an old Lady collecting for the MacMillan nurses at Asda when we were food shopping. Popped a quid in as it is a good cause. Done it for the cadets/soldiers who collect for Help4Heroes too. They usually help you pack your shopping as well No pressure and feel like I'm doing my bit.

Do not enjoy over pressurising chit chat from the hippy looking collective usually found harassing easy targets in the town centre, or door knocking in unison with Jehovas Witnesses. I admit they're probably doing it as a good cause but when you have a hormonal Mrs with a baby bump and cash is a bit tight...

Better than getting stabbed by a wannabe gangsta I guess

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Old 05 October 2010, 05:25 PM
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I was offered to become one of these "volunteers" for around Belfast and the money was rather fecking good, infact if i wasnt such a miserable unsociable cockend I would have taken the job.
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
I was offered to become one of these "volunteers" for around Belfast and the money was rather fecking good, infact if i wasnt such a miserable unsociable cockend I would have taken the job.
Can't argue with that
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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
. I admit they're probably doing it as a good cause but when you have a hormonal Mrs with a baby bump and cash is a bit tight...
See the peppy hip dude/dudette is making alot more money than you. Don't think for one minute they are doing it for any other reason. I know real charity workers who do a damn fine job, these people aren't them.
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Chuggers

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=chugger

I dislike them intensely as most do but they get more money than the sweet old lady rattling a tin.

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Originally Posted by chocolate_o_brian
Can't argue with that
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Old 05 October 2010, 05:46 PM
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Mohammed on a bike! - just imagine if they where Muslims collecting for the Red Crescent
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Originally Posted by Jamz3k
See the peppy hip dude/dudette is making alot more money than you. Don't think for one minute they are doing it for any other reason. I know real charity workers who do a damn fine job, these people aren't them.
It's pretty obvious that they are doing it for money.

I dunno how much they make but I doubt it's as much as you were promised.

They are like vultures IMHO taking advantage of peoples civility. I can see 'em evaluating people as they approach....who to talk to who not to, who looks like a mug etc.

I think I'll tell the next one to **** off and see their reaction.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
I'm sick of these people.

You know the 'professional' ones, typically pimping for Greenpeace, Shelter etc. Look like students.

It's that they infest every high street going, and walking down said streets feels like being continually harassed like the street equivalent of 'cold callers'.

...and they all have adopted the same over-cheery, zanny personalities like childrens TV hosts. Is it supposed to make me feel unthreatened or something? I guess they all get coached in the same way and found that act to be most successful in disarming people.

OTOH I do give money to people who are obviously volunteers. The type who just stand there or sit at a desk and don't ASK.

I'd really like them banned.
Is there anyone you don't have an issue with? If you carry on like this there will only be you left.
Old 05 October 2010, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
It's pretty obvious that they are doing it for money.

Fantastic - given the title of the thread Street Charity Workers this has to be quote of the week of not month so far
Old 05 October 2010, 05:59 PM
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
Is there anyone you don't have an issue with? If you carry on like this there will only be you left.
If he takes you out then I'm with him!
Old 05 October 2010, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Paul Habgood
Fantastic - given the title of the thread Street Charity Workers this has to be quote of the week of not month so far
Is this actually naive quote of the year?

People in the street who sign you up for charities are paid and often do not work for the charities they represent, they work for charity recruiters.

Minimum commitment is £10 a month and pretty much the whole of the first years' contribution goes to the recruiter not the charity. Larger charities do have their own recruiters, but they are still paid.

This is very different from the biddy shaking the tin at you outside your local LIDL.
Old 05 October 2010, 09:45 PM
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Had a bloke call to my house one evening representing some unheard of charity, who were allegedly collecting money for deaf children. This wasn't a bucket rattling exercise, he was asking for a £15 a week commitment. He commented on my satellite dish, drawing a parallel between the cost of Sky TV and the amount he was asking for. I took great delight in telling him that my satellite dish was for receiving free view which cost f**k all, which was precisely what I was prepared to give him.

Got my fingers burnt with charity recently with the NI Air ambulance - very selective with which charities I contribute to.
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I'm soon to be a volunteer worker, I think I will ask do you drive a Subaru and/or are you a miserable ******. If yes to either, good day to you!

I'm hoping I don't end up doing this harassing people while they are out and about.
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Originally Posted by tony de wonderful
It's pretty obvious that they are doing it for money.

I dunno how much they make but I doubt it's as much as you were promised.

They are like vultures IMHO taking advantage of peoples civility. I can see 'em evaluating people as they approach....who to talk to who not to, who looks like a mug etc.

I think I'll tell the next one to **** off and see their reaction.
I must be that mug then as I've been 'stopped' a few times.

Once whilst walking into town a guy in his early 20's stopped me, quickly mentioned the charity then went on to ask if I could afford, 20p. Naturally I said yes. He then said that I would also be able to afford 20p a day and requested me to sign up to his charity - by direct debit! I walked on reminding myself to remember his face for next time............


................. which was about two weeks later.

I was again walking along the same road into town and the same guy approached me. Right I thought, I'm prepared for you this time. He tried to make eye contact but I ignored him, so he puts his hand out across my chest forcing me to stop. I grabbed his forearm and looked him right in the eye and said 'The next time you stop me when I'm walking boy, I'll break your f**king arm', promptly released his arm and walked on. The last thing I saw was his mouth open and his chin drop to the ground. All thanks to ****** and Bricktop.
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
I must be that mug then as I've been 'stopped' a few times.

Once whilst walking into town a guy in his early 20's stopped me, quickly mentioned the charity then went on to ask if I could afford, 20p. Naturally I said yes. He then said that I would also be able to afford 20p a day and requested me to sign up to his charity - by direct debit! I walked on reminding myself to remember his face for next time............


................. which was about two weeks later.

I was again walking along the same road into town and the same guy approached me. Right I thought, I'm prepared for you this time. He tried to make eye contact but I ignored him, so he puts his hand out across my chest forcing me to stop. I grabbed his forearm and looked him right in the eye and said 'The next time you stop me when I'm walking boy, I'll break your f**king arm', promptly released his arm and walked on. The last thing I saw was his mouth open and his chin drop to the ground. All thanks to ****** and Bricktop.
Nicely done!
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I was stopped by some hippy chick collecting for save the children last week. She said 5 minutes of my time and that she want no money from me. She spends 5 minutes telling me how many water purification tablets could buy, then whips out a direct debit form.
She then tells me having know money is no excuse for not giving, as she is £12 k in debt and gives £60 a month
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
'The next time you stop me when I'm walking boy, I'll break your f**king arm'
Is this you?


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I was in town earlier and it was like running the gauntlet of fire. I had greasy mobile phone salesman trying to get me into their shops on one side, and charity workers chasing me down the street on the other side
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Not so much charity workers here - theres one big issue seller and a few of Harry Ks mob but they are easy to spot. The leccy and telephone bods are easy to spot being mostly ethnics and we don't get many of that sort here.

One approached us yesterday and the wife said "I'm sorry I'm too busy" cheeky streak of pi55 mutters "I see, too busy to save money".
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i just walk on the other side of the street when i see them. if i do get stopped, i just say 'sorry, i already work for a charity' and they leave me alone (its true as well!)

i'm more annoyed by the vast quantity of these printed bin bags i get through the door asking for clothes and stuff. Probably get 3 or 4 of them a week!
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tell them you are on your way to a watchtower meeting -- and have they felt the majesty of the lord recently
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Have to say that the ones we get in this area are very polite and don't push themselves in any way.

When you donate they are always very pleasant about it.

Rather than getting all wound up about it, maybe it is worth remembering that they are doing the job for a good cause.

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Originally Posted by Leslie
Have to say that the ones we get in this area are very polite and don't push themselves in any way.

When you donate they are always very pleasant about it.

Rather than getting all wound up about it, maybe it is worth remembering that they are doing the job for a good cause.

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What, rather than threaten to break their arms?

That sort of polite and common sense approach will get you nowhere on NSR Les
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Originally Posted by f1_fan
What, rather than threaten to break their arms?

That sort of polite and common sense approach will get you nowhere on NSR Les
Yes I had worked that out!

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Oh, I don't mind them shaking their tins, it's just when they force me to stop it gets annoying.
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Originally Posted by gpssti4
................. which was about two weeks later.

I was again walking along the same road into town and the same guy approached me. Right I thought, I'm prepared for you this time. He tried to make eye contact but I ignored him, so he puts his hand out across my chest forcing me to stop. I grabbed his forearm and looked him right in the eye and said 'The next time you stop me when I'm walking boy, I'll break your f**king arm', promptly released his arm and walked on. The last thing I saw was his mouth open and his chin drop to the ground. All thanks to ****** and Bricktop.
Understandably said in a threatening cockney accent like Brick Tops would scare the bejesus out of most people but I cant quite imagine a nice Cornish accent having such an affect, especially when every sentence ends with My Lover

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Originally Posted by Funkii Munkii
Understandably said in a threatening cockney accent like Brick Tops would scare the bejesus out of most people but I cant quite imagine a nice Cornish accent having such an affect, especially when every sentence ends with My Lover

Luckly, I don't have an accent like that .......








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