Anyone used a bidet?
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Anyone used a bidet?
No I don't mean just for keeping your beer cool when you're on holiday!
I know they were a status symbol back in the late 70's and early 80's and that no aspiring middle-class house was designed without one at that time, but have any of you actually used one? What do you do? Do they just hose your crack down? How do you know if it's really clean? Give your **** a rub with a face towel? Are they better than bog roll? I mean in these austere times we need to make savings wherever we can and bog-roll could be a luxury that we can ill-afford, so it might be time to wipe down those dusty old bidets and change our habits.
NB: Bidets even have a wikipedia entry as follows:
"A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus."
Makes it sound rather nice, don't you think?
I know they were a status symbol back in the late 70's and early 80's and that no aspiring middle-class house was designed without one at that time, but have any of you actually used one? What do you do? Do they just hose your crack down? How do you know if it's really clean? Give your **** a rub with a face towel? Are they better than bog roll? I mean in these austere times we need to make savings wherever we can and bog-roll could be a luxury that we can ill-afford, so it might be time to wipe down those dusty old bidets and change our habits.
NB: Bidets even have a wikipedia entry as follows:
"A bidet is a low-mounted plumbing fixture or type of sink intended for washing the genitalia, inner buttocks, and anus."
Makes it sound rather nice, don't you think?
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Used one once - getting the temp right is crucial (as I found out to my cost).
all the potential pitfalls you describe are why I only used it once.
Could never understand why public bidets never caught on
all the potential pitfalls you describe are why I only used it once.
Could never understand why public bidets never caught on
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Come to think of it, unless you wipe-up with bog-roll anyway (which ruins my money-saving plan), there must be a critical period of a few seconds when you transfer yourself from bog to bidet. Could be very awkward with your pants and trousers down by your ankles and God knows what kind of excrement dangling precariously off your bum hairs. Presumably you're supposed to set the bidet tap running and to temperature before you make this delicate manoeuvre? Otherwise I can see the whole operation ending up as an embarassing mess of cack-coated bidet taps and ****-stained pants and carpets.
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Lol I always wondered why these didnt catch on as sound more hygienic than bog roll. Perhaps to dry off have an inverted hand dryer - just dont get too close or you might singe your butt hairs on top of scalding your ring piece
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Earlier this year I stayed in a posh hotel in Mumbai which had a techno-toilet with loads of gadgets, most of which I never really understood. It even had a heated seat and a multi-coloured illuminated rim . The latter was ideal as I was up all night with Delhi Belly and so being able to find the toilet pronto prevented any unpleasant mishaps.
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I thought they were mostly for use in French brothels so the girls could "freshen up" between clients.
Can anyone on here confirm this?
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Can anyone on here confirm this?
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IMO they make sense. If you somehow get **** on your hands, you wash them under a tap dont you? Wiping it a few times with tissue isn't acceptable, yet is supposed to be ok for your **** after a dump?
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its a bit like wiping your **** on the curtains after sex, that drives them mad to. (not your mum btw, but women in general)
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I used one of the toilets with built in spray when I was in Egypt. To be honest, I thought it was a lot more hygenic. I would use the spray first and then finish off with bog roll (and use a lot less of it). Felt cleaner and refreshed and this is someone that destroys his ring with 1/2 a bog roll each time to ensure I am 100% clean.