Who's the tightest Scoobyneter??
28 September 2010, 01:58 PM
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Who's the tightest Scoobyneter??
No, I don't mean fannys 
Everyone likes a bargain, but there are some people who are so tight that they wouldn't give you the steam from their own ****!!! There must be some tight bast*rds here??
Here's one example, my mate was quoreling with his brother a few months back. They were leaving a flat they shared to their own houses. Now his brother asked him if he could have this leather seat, my mate told him no way and that he wanted to keep it. They went on for about ten minutes until his brother stormed out calling my mate a selfish ******!! As we continued to load the van with my mates household goods, he turned round, grabbed the said leather seat and lobbed it out the window from the 3rd floor flat into the skip!!!! I mean, what a tight bast*rd
Everyone likes a bargain, but there are some people who are so tight that they wouldn't give you the steam from their own ****!!! There must be some tight bast*rds here??
Here's one example, my mate was quoreling with his brother a few months back. They were leaving a flat they shared to their own houses. Now his brother asked him if he could have this leather seat, my mate told him no way and that he wanted to keep it. They went on for about ten minutes until his brother stormed out calling my mate a selfish ******!! As we continued to load the van with my mates household goods, he turned round, grabbed the said leather seat and lobbed it out the window from the 3rd floor flat into the skip!!!! I mean, what a tight bast*rd
28 September 2010, 02:10 PM
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not long back, my girlfriend's dad drove a few hundred miles to ironbridge to see some attraction there. faced with the £17 entrance fee each, they got back in the car and drove home.
you couldn't charge him more than 50p for a coffee, but he's incredibly generous with family.
you couldn't charge him more than 50p for a coffee, but he's incredibly generous with family.
28 September 2010, 02:11 PM
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28 September 2010, 02:52 PM
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My best mate's tightness is matched only by his laziness.........
A man that would walk right past the fresh onions to find a packet of diced ones because he could not be bothered to chop them himself.........
I still say his real best mate's are the reduced section/bargain bins
A man that would walk right past the fresh onions to find a packet of diced ones because he could not be bothered to chop them himself.........
I still say his real best mate's are the reduced section/bargain bins
28 September 2010, 03:00 PM
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an old fella i used to work with would walk an extra mile to Lidl to save 2p on a 7lb bag of spuds. That's 2 miles extra walking FFS
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28 September 2010, 03:04 PM
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Mrs Swiss says I am a tightwad because I refuse to turn the heating on
She has tried the old " oh darling I would walk around naked if you turned it on "
Yeah yeah, I aint falling for that one .
And anyway I cant be tight as I am generous by posting my humour and wasting my time on here
She has tried the old " oh darling I would walk around naked if you turned it on "
Yeah yeah, I aint falling for that one .
And anyway I cant be tight as I am generous by posting my humour and wasting my time on here
28 September 2010, 09:10 PM
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I am, without any doubt, the tightest person I know, you know, the world has ever known! 
When I was a boy I ran behind the school bus - saving myself 10 shillings eash way.
Then I realised if I ran behind a Taxi instead I would save myself £3!!
No flies on me
When I was a boy I ran behind the school bus - saving myself 10 shillings eash way.
Then I realised if I ran behind a Taxi instead I would save myself £3!!
No flies on me
28 September 2010, 09:41 PM
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I'm so tight I always ask for the smallest room in the Hotel, as long as the price is also very small .....
The last room I had was so tiny, I turned out the light and was in bed before it was dark!
The last room I had was so tiny, I turned out the light and was in bed before it was dark!
29 September 2010, 08:29 PM
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Now, joking aside, if you do save it and add it to water it makes a fantastic plant food - honest to god!
Carry out an experiment .... wee in a certain area of your lawn each evening ... you will notice that area is lush and green and fresh looking - it's great stuff! Don't waste it!
Carry out an experiment .... wee in a certain area of your lawn each evening ... you will notice that area is lush and green and fresh looking - it's great stuff! Don't waste it!
30 September 2010, 12:53 PM
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Now, joking aside, if you do save it and add it to water it makes a fantastic plant food - honest to god!
Carry out an experiment .... wee in a certain area of your lawn each evening ... you will notice that area is lush and green and fresh looking - it's great stuff! Don't waste it!
Carry out an experiment .... wee in a certain area of your lawn each evening ... you will notice that area is lush and green and fresh looking - it's great stuff! Don't waste it!
Les
