urban

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OK I'll go first.

A bloke has just come into the office asking me to sign a his job sheet.

Basically his job involves travelling around companies and emptying fanny pad bins from womens toilets.


Get a different job maybe?

specialx

maybe well paid?



Or a Vampire?

what would scooby do

Does he get time off over the christmas period ?

urban

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I can't imagine its that well paid.
But i'll tell you this I'm not googling "Fanny pad bin emptier"

billythekid

My mate used to have to stick his finger into about 5000 fish pies a day to ensure there was enough fish sauce in it..

shaunywrx

Or at least that's what he told his wife, when she kept asking about the smell off his fingers

Coffin Dodger

Gives him a legitimate reason to be lurking in the girl's bogs

specialx

I would of thought it is more of a birds job to go in girls sh**ers?


Although after 11pm @ clubs near me they become communal!

Leslie

Good one!

Les

urban

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HA HA HA HA
I'll tell you that made me laugh.
Can you just imagine some confused looking dude standing there with his finger stuck in a pie.
Bet you when no ones looking it not his finger he stick in the pie either

J4CKO

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I hope you didnt use his pen !

urban

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No I did not - I used my own and tried not to touch the page

DCI Gene Hunt

Off topic pointless comment:

The girls traps at our place are all inter connected, apparently... if a bint has a **** in the end trap (trap #3) and flushes it sometimes pops up in either trap 1 or 2.

That's actually quite scary.... the thought of getting a 'third party' turd bob up into your trap and even touching your **** - dependent upon the buoyancy properties / consistency of course...

urban

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Also off topic, but apparently the in the womens bogs they can here the "sounds" coming from the mens bogs

Lee247

Yeah, and they are usually very loud, followed by a huge sigh

shaunywrx

You could concoct some sort of fruit machine out of that, get some fat lass to have a dump in trap three, pull the handle and if you get a turd pop up in traps one, two, and three you win a cash prize
Good way of passing the time at work.

ALi-B

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J4CKO

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Or the bloke at work with Crohns disease, one of his would pop up in all three !

I swear, every time I go he appears and the noise is like a poorly 747 ingesting, then blowing out 26,000 gallons of Semolina !

MMT WRX

What about the guy that empties the dog sh1te bins.
Do they actually apply for that job?
If they get promoted to dog sh1te bin emptier, what the fukc was their job before?

shaunywrx

Speed scamera operator

billythekid

A mate of mine used to go into the bogs and make a deposit, then take a pic on his phone and txt the pic to everyone in the office. He thought it was well funny...

Leslie

Its only a matter of thinking ahead and choosing your trap!

Les

DCI Gene Hunt

I need to hook up the "flushes" to some audio ..... so there's a "Countdown" style piece of music to accompany the turds appearance

Leslie

Now I do feel ill!

Les

kingofturds

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I used to have to dye buckets of sheep heads blue. Sometimes if they had just been cut off they were still twitching.

Gymbal

dead dog shoveller for the rspca (into an incinerator)

prodriverules

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Blue waffle examiner

DARB

Blue waffle taster !!!

Westwood2006

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I want to know what the blokes who hang around in club toilets giving you soap and paper towels were thinking during school career open days. I HATE with a passion the concept. I'd rather not wash my hands. It seems to wind them up.

"...yeah I'd like to help drunken clubbers wash their hands and then spray them with cheap aftershave for a pound a pop...."

richie001

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Not really bizarre,more dangerous.I saw some Linemen working on some high voltage power lines during the week.