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Old 19 August 2010, 07:22 PM
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OK, it has a gazzillion billion users with each one having around 100 pictures.... so how the **** do they know one of mine is of a fit bird with her baps out??

Do they employee people to look through albums merrily deleting as they go? if so that would take forever.... so how do:

a) they do it
b) do I get a job there

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Old 19 August 2010, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
OK, it has a gazzillion billion users with each one having around 100 pictures.... so how the **** do they know one of mine is of a fit bird with her baps out??

Do they employee people to look through albums merrily deleting as they go? if so that would take forever.... so how do:

a) they do it
b) do I get a job there

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They have software that recognises certain "shapes"
Old 19 August 2010, 07:27 PM
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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
They have software that recognises certain "shapes"
A flange and tit detector?!? is that possible.... if so I want a mobile version
Old 19 August 2010, 07:30 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
A flange and tit detector?!? is that possible.... if so I want a mobile version
Why? Can you not recognise a tit or a flange when you see one




























And before you say it...........
Old 19 August 2010, 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
A flange and tit detector?!? is that possible.... if so I want a mobile version
Of course...

" Image composition analysis harnesses techniques for facial recognition, body positioning and texture and flesh tone analysis to generate results that are processed by a complex scoring system to block or pass images. This approach is especially effective at detecting DCI's pornographic images."
Old 19 August 2010, 07:47 PM
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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
OK, it has a gazzillion billion users with each one having around 100 pictures.... so how the **** do they know one of mine is of a fit bird with her baps out??

Do they employee people to look through albums merrily deleting as they go? if so that would take forever.... so how do:

a) they do it
b) do I get a job there

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Evening Shexy

You're not having a lot of luck with your pics, are you

Saying that, they deleted quite a few of my mens peachy bums. God only knows what is offensive about a beautiful tight, male backside
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Not the sort of thing I would write home about Lee! Now the other side of the fence-thats different!

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Originally Posted by what would scooby do
They have software that recognises certain "shapes"


What shapes would they include? : Reason being they still vaped the pic of a bloke with his wanger up the tailpipe of a Range Rover.

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What shapes would they include? : Reason being they still vaped the pic of a bloke with his wanger up the tailpipe of a Range Rover.

Strange that, could of understood it if it had been a Princess or a Sharan

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Originally Posted by DCI Gene Hunt
A flange and tit detector?!? is that possible.... if so I want a mobile version
Arent blokes eyes that anyway ?


If there was one it would look like this, not dissimilar to the built in organic version in operation.




Funny if you posted some of a woman and it didnt recognise them, would be a bit uncomplimentary.
Old 20 August 2010, 04:52 PM
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I dunno, i reckon they just get mailed new pic uploaded as i have mates with pics of lady bits that havent been deleted,probably when the lucky git at photbucket etc was on holiday LOL
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Originally Posted by Leslie
Not the sort of thing I would write home about Lee! Now the other side of the fence-thats different!

Les
Naaa, mens bums are much nicer. Wimmins bums do nowt for me
Old 20 August 2010, 09:01 PM
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I think the hit count alerts them too, the more interesting the pic, the higher the number of hits
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Naaa, mens bums are much nicer. Wimmins bums do nowt for me


Especially hairy ones!
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Originally Posted by Lee247
Naaa, mens bums are much nicer. Wimmins bums do nowt for me
Nothing strange about us then!

I nearly used the Q word!

Les




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