mmm how shall I celebrate ??
02 August 2010, 03:59 PM
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mmm how shall I celebrate ??
Only a handful of posts to go to 25K.
Obviously all the previous posts have been worthwhile, insightful, technically brilliant, witty, informative and grammatically perfect
However I feel I need to celebrate with something 'window licking good and damn right spethial"
Any ideas ??
02 August 2010, 04:05 PM
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Please,not with one of your jokes
02 August 2010, 05:22 PM
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How about a well earned sabbatical?
02 August 2010, 06:06 PM
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I think an iphone / myphone topical discussion would do no end of good
or even better,
Come clean and renounce apple
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02 August 2010, 06:16 PM
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02 August 2010, 06:36 PM
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How about a well earned sabbatical?
I think that is the best suggestion so far.
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I think an iphone / myphone topical discussion would do no end of good
or even better,
Come clean and renounce apple
Mart
Not a hope in hell
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Sell your wife?
let me sleep on that idea
02 August 2010, 06:38 PM
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A selection of private nude shots of Zoe would be the most fitting tribute to your excellence. Trust me, you know I'm right
What says everyone else, surely you all agree ?
02 August 2010, 06:38 PM
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A night in a lapdancing club with 5 dancers and a happy ending thrown all over the fittest one.
Works for me when I need to celebrate
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02 August 2010, 06:39 PM
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A night in a lapdancing club with 5 dancers and a happy ending thrown all over the fittest one.
Works for me when I need to celebrate
chop
02 August 2010, 06:40 PM
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So then... is that one night or two?
03 August 2010, 12:25 AM
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Have a w*nk
03 August 2010, 12:38 AM
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Is this a joke? celebrating a post count? I'm surprised at the level of sadness
03 August 2010, 06:50 AM
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Have a w*nk
Great idea
You been drinking again
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Is this a joke? celebrating a post count? I'm surprised at the level of sadness
Not allowed to do jokes
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Please,not with one of your jokes
03 August 2010, 11:03 AM
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Anyone remember the drivel he wrote to celebrate 10,000 posts (I think)?
03 August 2010, 11:11 AM
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Anyone remember the drivel he wrote to celebrate 10,000 posts (I think)?
I shall find it especially for you and it was 1000 posts actually
03 August 2010, 11:16 AM
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Good god was it really that long ago, what a load of crap it was
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Is this a joke? celebrating a post count? I'm surprised at the level of sadness
Swiss is good at jokes.
03 August 2010, 11:26 AM
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Good god was it really that long ago, what a load of crap it was
My how the years have just flown by. You were just starting your advanced mechanics course and I taught you everything I knew about cars
https://www.scoobynet.com/the-muppet...st-get-in.html
03 August 2010, 01:57 PM
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Only a handful of posts to go to 25K.
Obviously all the previous posts have been worthwhile, insightful, technically brilliant, witty, informative and grammatically perfect
However I feel I need to celebrate with something 'window licking good and damn right spethial"
Any ideas ??
Yep
Prepare your 25K post but don't send, for example
I suggest simply the word YES in uppercase in a big font perhaps?
Get your wife/GF to blow you as you prepare this post and just before you empty the bag press send
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...Wanders off to the Mod Control panel and lowers the post count by 100......
03 August 2010, 02:47 PM
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...Wanders off to the Mod Control panel and lowers the post count by 100......
Even better
03 August 2010, 02:53 PM
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* updates christmas card list , striking off Kieran *
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That is over 2000 hrs of posting if you average 5 mins per post.
03 August 2010, 03:52 PM
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What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?
A Baboom !
Just warming up
03 August 2010, 03:57 PM
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That is over 2000 hrs of posting if you average 5 mins per post.
Believe me he doesn't put that much effort into his posts
03 August 2010, 04:01 PM
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* updates christmas card list , striking off Kieran *
...1000...
I'm not evil, just misunderstood
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I'm not evil, just misunderstood
I understand
instead of editing his post count delete all of his posts
03 August 2010, 04:52 PM
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Kieran, reduce swissy's posts to 0, go on, you know you want to
03 August 2010, 05:01 PM
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Maybe the wife's warming up
5
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Swallow big girl - don't spit!
Then pat her on the head (like a dog) and say good girl
03 August 2010, 05:08 PM
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Kieran, reduce swissy's posts to 0, go on, you know you want to
Trouble maker
02 August 2010, 03:59 PM
mmm how shall I celebrate ??
instead of editing his post count delete all of his posts 