mmm how shall I celebrate ??
 

Only a handful of posts to go to 25K.

Obviously all the previous posts have been worthwhile, insightful, technically brilliant, witty, informative and grammatically perfect :D

However I feel I need to celebrate with something 'window licking good and damn right spethial"

Any ideas ??

:D

Please,not with one of your jokes :lol1:

How about a well earned sabbatical? :thumb:

I think an iphone / myphone topical discussion would do no end of good :D


or even better,


Come clean and renounce apple :D:D



Mart

Sell your wife?

I think that is the best suggestion so far.:thumb:

Not a hope in hell :D

let me sleep on that idea :)

A selection of private nude shots of Zoe would be the most fitting tribute to your excellence. Trust me, you know I'm right :smug:

What says everyone else, surely you all agree ?

A night in a lapdancing club with 5 dancers and a happy ending thrown all over the fittest one.

Works for me when I need to celebrate

:thumb:

chop

A night in a lapdancing club with 5 dancers and a happy ending thrown all over the fittest one.

Works for me when I need to celebrate

:thumb:

chop

So then... is that one night or two?

Have a w*nk ;) :D

Is this a joke? celebrating a post count? I'm surprised at the level of sadness :(

Great idea :thumb:

You been drinking again :Suspiciou

Not allowed to do jokes
:D

Anyone remember the drivel he wrote to celebrate 10,000 posts (I think)? :freak3:

I shall find it especially for you and it was 1000 posts actually :D

Good god was it really that long ago, what a load of crap it was :lol1:

Swiss is good at jokes. :thumb:

My how the years have just flown by. You were just starting your advanced mechanics course and I taught you everything I knew about cars :D


https://www.scoobynet.com/the-muppet...st-get-in.html

Yep


Prepare your 25K post but don't send, for example

I suggest simply the word YES in uppercase in a big font perhaps?

Get your wife/GF to blow you as you prepare this post and just before you empty the bag press send :D

...Wanders off to the Mod Control panel and lowers the post count by 100......

Even better :D

* updates christmas card list , striking off Kieran * :p

That is over 2000 hrs of posting if you average 5 mins per post.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield ?















A Baboom !


Just warming up :D

Believe me he doesn't put that much effort into his posts ;)

...1000...


I'm not evil, just misunderstood :cool:

I understand :norty: instead of editing his post count delete all of his posts ;) :norty:

Kieran, reduce swissy's posts to 0, go on, you know you want to :D

Maybe the wife's warming up :D

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Swallow big girl - don't spit!

Then pat her on the head (like a dog) and say good girl :D

Trouble maker :Suspiciou