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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 12:12 AM
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Default mysterious unopened safe...

Saw this on pistonheads.
http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...#ht_500wt_1154
I might bid. Then again, I've seen Lovely Bones, Maybe I wont!
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 12:27 AM
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Guaranteed to be empty, but the seller is looking for more than the local pikeys have to offer IMHO
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 12:34 AM
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That looks like the one my dad had years ago. And believe me, it weighs a lot more that 50-60 KG
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 10:10 AM
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don't call me a pikey but safes am worthless as scrap as they are filled with sand.
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 10:16 AM
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I could have that open in 5 mins and so would he if there was anything in it
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by dazzaturbo
don't call me a pikey but safes am worthless as scrap as they are filled with sand.
Maybe in the "old 'n' days" but never seen anything modern (last 50 years) filled with sand otherwise you could you not just puncture a hole in the bottom wait for the sand to come out and carry the safe away?
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 11:00 AM
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I would have taken power tools to that a long time ago
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 11:48 AM
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Honestly the crap people will sell on ebay. I might try and sell a pair of crusty old underpants......
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 11:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Honestly the crap people will sell on ebay. I might try and sell a pair of crusty old underpants......
think that has been done already
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 12:06 PM
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You lot might be surprised. My mate in France works for a company which opens safes. That's his trade.

He regularly buys up ones like this, opens them, refurbishes the mechanism, sprays them and sells them on at a profit.

He once was given a "broken" safe that wouldn't open, by an old man, and when he got it open there was a diamond ring in a jewellery case in it. He took the ring back to the old guy who had forgotten all about it, thinking the safe was empty as it hadn't been used in years, and the old guy told him to keep it.

Worth over €1000, his wife now wears it.
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 01:16 PM
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I think it's a great thing to Auction .... only those without a sense of humour or adventure think the world is too serious for something like this
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
You lot might be surprised. My mate in France works for a company which opens safes. That's his trade.

He regularly buys up ones like this, opens them, refurbishes the mechanism, sprays them and sells them on at a profit.

He once was given a "broken" safe that wouldn't open, by an old man, and when he got it open there was a diamond ring in a jewellery case in it. He took the ring back to the old guy who had forgotten all about it, thinking the safe was empty as it hadn't been used in years, and the old guy told him to keep it.

Worth over €1000, his wife now wears it.
What an honest friend you have.
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 02:55 PM
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that can go in my watched items, I will be having a bid, if nothing else its the ideal size for my coin collection
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 03:00 PM
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Originally Posted by subaruturbo_18
What an honest friend you have.

Makes sense for someone in his trade to be trustworthy.
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 03:05 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Makes sense for someone in his trade to be trustworthy.
you mean SAFE?
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 03:33 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Makes sense for someone in his trade to be trustworthy.
Aye, he spends a lot of time in banks, opening safes that are broken, or have had their keys lost, or safe deposit boxes where the owner has died and the keys not found.

He also removes and refits ATM's.

I once asked him how long it would take him to break into the best safe he know sof, and he answered about half an hour.

I expressed surprise at such a short time and he shrugged and said, "C'est mon metier, (It's my work)."
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 04:02 PM
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Form an old job I used to have, some ATM's are easily done in under 30 seconds, if you know where to cut.
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by ghg
you mean SAFE?


Originally Posted by alcazar
Aye, he spends a lot of time in banks, opening safes that are broken, or have had their keys lost, or safe deposit boxes where the owner has died and the keys not found.

He also removes and refits ATM's.

I once asked him how long it would take him to break into the best safe he know sof, and he answered about half an hour.

I expressed surprise at such a short time and he shrugged and said, "C'est mon metier, (It's my work)."
Originally Posted by Simon C
Form an old job I used to have, some ATM's are easily done in under 30 seconds, if you know where to cut.

I think we have the makings of a gang here...
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Dingdongler
Honestly the crap people will sell on ebay. I might try and sell a pair of crusty old underpants......
How much?
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 07:38 PM
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If this was closer to me I Would have a bid, might have a genie in it or something!!
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 07:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Timwinner
If this was closer to me I Would have a bid, might have a genie in it or something!!
I might bid on it for a laugh,a mate of mine lives near there,i can get him to get it,,,,,if i win
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 08:33 PM
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The 'thing' inside is probably the back of the lock which has broken off
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 09:08 PM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000







I think we have the makings of a gang here...
Even worse, with out to much difficulty, I could find out when their getting cash filled as well!!
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Old Jul 12, 2010 | 09:22 PM
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OOh thats quite close to me. Anyone fancy making a bid and I'll go pick it up? 2 conditions:

1. 50 50 split if it contains anything valuable
2. Bidder disposes of safe once emptied



Seriously though it's quite intriguing and a fun item to bid on.

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