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Old 29 May 2010, 01:45 PM
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Guys, I really need your advice for a serious problem!

I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating.

The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot..

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the shed behind the motorbike. When she came home she got out of some blokes car and was buttoning her blouse up. Next she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike i noticed it... a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . .
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ha ha ha you for real bruv? if so sorry for laughing about the crack,im not too sure but as for the mrs go ride her mates
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Originally Posted by Westwood2006
Guys, I really need your advice for a serious problem!

I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating.

The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot..

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the shed behind the motorbike. When she came home she got out of some blokes car and was buttoning her blouse up. Next she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike i noticed it... a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . .
I do hope your joking about your missus, but i'd replace both
Old 29 May 2010, 02:36 PM
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Originally Posted by bolasti
ha ha ha you for real bruv? if so sorry for laughing about the crack,im not too sure but as for the mrs go ride her mates


da bruv is for real innit
Old 29 May 2010, 04:30 PM
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Don't worry guys, I've just double checked my calendar and it is still 1998....panic over

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Old 29 May 2010, 04:40 PM
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Can you not make it 1999 i like prince
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During a recent password audit, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:

"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofyCanberr a"

When asked why she had such a long password, she said she was told that it had to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital.
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Good ones!

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Last time i heard that one, i was in 6th form lol
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I was driving past a field the other day and saw a scare crow trying to have a ****. I thought to myself... that f*ckers clutching at straws!
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Your not from Bradford are ye
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Originally Posted by Xx-IAN-xX
Your not from Bradford are ye
Wouldn't last long in Bradford with my flag flying tendencies
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Originally Posted by Westwood2006
Guys, I really need your advice for a serious problem!

I suspected for some time now that the missus has been cheating.

The usual signs; phone rings, if i answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls a lot..

I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

Anyway last night about midnight i hid in the shed behind the motorbike. When she came home she got out of some blokes car and was buttoning her blouse up. Next she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.

It was at that moment crouched behind the motorbike i noticed it... a hairline crack in the engine mounting bracket.. Is that something I can weld or do I need to replace it . . .
that did make me laugh
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Originally Posted by bolasti
ha ha ha you for real bruv? if so sorry for laughing about the crack,im not too sure but as for the mrs go ride her mates
To the op i've read that before somewhere and it's still funny, but the above post made me laugh more
Old 30 May 2010, 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by azz250478
To the op i've read that before somewhere and it's still funny, but the above post made me laugh more
Lol me too.
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Originally Posted by bolasti
ha ha ha you for real bruv? if so sorry for laughing about the crack,im not too sure but as for the mrs go ride her mates
Its a classic!

Les
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Brilliant proper petrolhead ...

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It's not olden, it's golden!
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lol quality
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