Yorkshireman.
29 March 2010, 12:57 PM
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Yorkshireman.
A wealthy Yorskshireman was on his way home in his limousine when he spotted two men on the roadside eating grass! He asked his driver to pull over and beckoned one of the men over. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked the bloke. 'I'm broke and starving so had no choice but to eat the grass' the man replied. 'Right said the Yorkshireman you can come to my place'. The man was overjoyed and asked the Yorkshireman if his wife and two children could come too. The Yorkshireman was only too happy to extend his goodwill to the rest of his family.
The Yorkshireman then turned his attention to the other man. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked him. The answer that came was the same, 'I'm broke and starving'. The Yorkshire man offerd the same hospitality to the second man. However the second man was reluctant to get in. When questioned he replied 'I have a wife and six children'. The Yorkshireman seemed unruffled and asked them all to get inside. A tall order even in a limousine. However they eventually all squeezed in and the drive set off bound for the Yorkshireman's Mansion.
The two men were extremely grateful for the Yorkshireman's kind hearted gesture and told him so. The Yorkshireman smiled and replied 'It's my pleasure, you'll love my place the grass is over a foot high!'.
The Yorkshireman then turned his attention to the other man. 'Why are you eating grass?' he asked him. The answer that came was the same, 'I'm broke and starving'. The Yorkshire man offerd the same hospitality to the second man. However the second man was reluctant to get in. When questioned he replied 'I have a wife and six children'. The Yorkshireman seemed unruffled and asked them all to get inside. A tall order even in a limousine. However they eventually all squeezed in and the drive set off bound for the Yorkshireman's Mansion.
The two men were extremely grateful for the Yorkshireman's kind hearted gesture and told him so. The Yorkshireman smiled and replied 'It's my pleasure, you'll love my place the grass is over a foot high!'.
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