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26 March 2010, 02:54 PM
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What makes them act the way they do?
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
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26 March 2010, 02:59 PM
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I agree with every point you have made, hilarious.
I would expect the art of having a **** shoved up your jacksie would affect the voice so that ones pretty explainable, the rest i have no clue
I agree with every point you have made, hilarious.
I would expect the art of having a **** shoved up your jacksie would affect the voice so that ones pretty explainable, the rest i have no clue
26 March 2010, 03:15 PM
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He just sounds like a bit of a div.I don't think it's because he is gay...Anyway,move over and pass me some of that popcorn-this should be interesting-i can hear the S/N commnunity flexing their typing fingers
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26 March 2010, 03:24 PM
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26 March 2010, 03:56 PM
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We had a bloke at school who was a total homosexual. He was a nice enough personality but was also always on the lookout for a kindred soul! This would have been from the age of about 12 I think. Shows how deeply affected someone can be from an early age.
We just watched out and avoided ever being alone with him because we knew he would try it on.
Les
We just watched out and avoided ever being alone with him because we knew he would try it on.
Les
26 March 2010, 04:05 PM
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What makes them act the way they do?
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
26 March 2010, 04:14 PM
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26 March 2010, 04:45 PM
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I was speaking to my sis the other day and she told me some guy who works in the same department,well let's just say he not a guy anymore,and they have to call him Sharon...
26 March 2010, 04:50 PM
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During my life, I have known TWO homosexuals of the male gender, and two females.
NONE of them have behaved any differently to heterosexuals, except in their choice of partner. Indeed, if you were to meet one, you would take a while for it to register. It would mostly become obvious when partners were discussed, no other way, really. No absurd behaviour, no "coming on" to others, no strange walks, no odd voices.
I sometime wonder about those supposed homosexuals who act oddly. Maybe they would act just as oddly whatever their sexual leanings? Or MAYBE, they have you all fooled...........
NONE of them have behaved any differently to heterosexuals, except in their choice of partner. Indeed, if you were to meet one, you would take a while for it to register. It would mostly become obvious when partners were discussed, no other way, really. No absurd behaviour, no "coming on" to others, no strange walks, no odd voices.
I sometime wonder about those supposed homosexuals who act oddly. Maybe they would act just as oddly whatever their sexual leanings? Or MAYBE, they have you all fooled...........
26 March 2010, 04:57 PM
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thats ****ing hilarious Urban....
Well we have one here aswell.
Always updates his facebook with things like
"Having a girly night in to watch Glee with the girls"
"Straightning my hair tonight"
I have nothing against gays but this douche acts as gay as can be and everything you say to him he says something poofy back or sexual back......I would like to hit him but it would feel like hitting a lass hahahaha.
He is harmless but its ****ing annoying how camp he is.
I don't hate the lad and i do find it kind of funny but i would like to know "WHY" they have to act so camp.
Well we have one here aswell.
Always updates his facebook with things like
"Having a girly night in to watch Glee with the girls"
"Straightning my hair tonight"
I have nothing against gays but this douche acts as gay as can be and everything you say to him he says something poofy back or sexual back......I would like to hit him but it would feel like hitting a lass hahahaha.
He is harmless but its ****ing annoying how camp he is.
I don't hate the lad and i do find it kind of funny but i would like to know "WHY" they have to act so camp.
26 March 2010, 05:13 PM
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What makes them act the way they do?
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
Were they dropped on the head as babies or something?
We've got a real live poofta here in work and have had for a while
It has to do everything differently.
Anything you've done its done either the same but more often than not usually better.
It can't even sneeze normally FFS (normally like the way the vast majority of the population do)
And when it answers the phone - yes you guess it, its done in a way over the top manner
And the walk - we'll **** me if that isn't the funniest thing to witness
Arms flailing everywhere - I fear someone will loose an eye or end up with a broken nose or something
The phone say as an example rings in the afternoon
Its says:
"Hello and good afternoon "[poofta's name]" speaking, can I help you"
It says that whether the phone is an internal call or external (it would have been taught the difference by the way)
EDIT:
And of course if the call was an internal call from say reception then it repeats that bollox all over again as it gets connected to the customer
"Hello and good afternoon........................"
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26 March 2010, 05:32 PM
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I have nothing against them but do find the ones that act "Super Camp" a bit too much sometimes but in the same way people who talk loudly irritate me.
Anyway talking of working with gay men reminded me of a story I thought I would share with you all.
Many Moons ago I was sent by work to our HO in Boston as we were tendering for a large deal and HO demanded we do the tender in thier office with our American counterparts. Anyway for 1 week there was 8 of us stuck in a small meeting room working.
There were to two gay men among the 8 (one very camp, the other almost the exact opposite). Anyway the super camp one spent most of the week winding one of the straight guys up about his sexuality with comments like "You know you want to, your not straight etc etc" as he obviosusly fancied him, and this made the other gay man noticably angry.
Anyway at the end of the week someone farted rather loudly, The camp one started flapping his arms around, running around the room opening windows and demanding to know who the culprit was when the other gay man calmly turned to him and said "Stop acting like a pansy, I was just blowing you a kiss"
Anyway talking of working with gay men reminded me of a story I thought I would share with you all.
Many Moons ago I was sent by work to our HO in Boston as we were tendering for a large deal and HO demanded we do the tender in thier office with our American counterparts. Anyway for 1 week there was 8 of us stuck in a small meeting room working.
There were to two gay men among the 8 (one very camp, the other almost the exact opposite). Anyway the super camp one spent most of the week winding one of the straight guys up about his sexuality with comments like "You know you want to, your not straight etc etc" as he obviosusly fancied him, and this made the other gay man noticably angry.
Anyway at the end of the week someone farted rather loudly, The camp one started flapping his arms around, running around the room opening windows and demanding to know who the culprit was when the other gay man calmly turned to him and said "Stop acting like a pansy, I was just blowing you a kiss"
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26 March 2010, 05:58 PM
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Four of the fittest women at work are "queer" 
Well that's what they tell me.....
dunx
P.S. The one obviously gay male is a super-camp version, a very funny guy though...
Well that's what they tell me.....
dunx
P.S. The one obviously gay male is a super-camp version, a very funny guy though...
26 March 2010, 06:57 PM
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I have nothing against them but do find the ones that act "Super Camp" a bit too much sometimes but in the same way people who talk loudly irritate me.
Anyway talking of working with gay men reminded me of a story I thought I would share with you all.
Many Moons ago I was sent by work to our HO in Boston as we were tendering for a large deal and HO demanded we do the tender in thier office with our American counterparts. Anyway for 1 week there was 8 of us stuck in a small meeting room working.
There were to two gay men among the 8 (one very camp, the other almost the exact opposite). Anyway the super camp one spent most of the week winding one of the straight guys up about his sexuality with comments like "You know you want to, your not straight etc etc" as he obviosusly fancied him, and this made the other gay man noticably angry.
Anyway at the end of the week someone farted rather loudly, The camp one started flapping his arms around, running around the room opening windows and demanding to know who the culprit was when the other gay man calmly turned to him and said "Stop acting like a pansy, I was just blowing you a kiss"
Anyway talking of working with gay men reminded me of a story I thought I would share with you all.
Many Moons ago I was sent by work to our HO in Boston as we were tendering for a large deal and HO demanded we do the tender in thier office with our American counterparts. Anyway for 1 week there was 8 of us stuck in a small meeting room working.
There were to two gay men among the 8 (one very camp, the other almost the exact opposite). Anyway the super camp one spent most of the week winding one of the straight guys up about his sexuality with comments like "You know you want to, your not straight etc etc" as he obviosusly fancied him, and this made the other gay man noticably angry.
Anyway at the end of the week someone farted rather loudly, The camp one started flapping his arms around, running around the room opening windows and demanding to know who the culprit was when the other gay man calmly turned to him and said "Stop acting like a pansy, I was just blowing you a kiss"
