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Old 18 March 2010, 01:59 PM
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Angry Holly Willoughby: enough already
Is she the only female presenter on ITV these days? She's on This Morning 4 days per week, Celebrity Juice Thursday nights and twice more per week with Dancing on Ice. That's 7 lengthy shows per week and just when you think you've finally gotten rid of her, she suddenly pops up again in those annoying TV ads with Fearne Cotton for internet shopping and also for a celebrity gossip magazine that she writes for.

I bet her young daughter can hardly remember what she looks like (in fact Holly probably seems a bit larger than her daughter remembers her or is that just me?)

That Philip Schofield can get back in his broom cupboard an' all.
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:03 PM
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Fortunately I don't watch any of the programs you mention above so my only contact with Miss Willoughby has been on here during the threads relating to slipping her a portion.

I can confirm that I would indeed slip her a portion.

HTH
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:06 PM
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I would too

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Old 18 March 2010, 02:09 PM
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And me.
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:20 PM
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Yep - hot as......
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:21 PM
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She could never be on the tv too much!
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:27 PM
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I'd like to make her funbags wobble.
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I swear she has a wonky face
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:34 PM
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I knew I'd seen that smile before
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:44 PM
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Her baps are too big
I bet when all the surrounding scaffolding is removed at night they drop to the ground like big udders
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Old 18 March 2010, 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Her baps are too big
I bet when all the surrounding scaffolding is removed at night they drop to the ground like big udders
NO THEY AREN'T, how very dare you !!!!

I'd quite hapilly slide my pork sword between them

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Old 18 March 2010, 03:39 PM
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change the channel.
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She's far less annoying than Mylenne Klass though!

Oh and I've just seen an advert announcing that This Morning is now on Saturday and Sunday so you might get even more Holly
Any woman that says she likes to break in her new heels in bed is fine by me
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Old 18 March 2010, 03:52 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
Her baps are too big
You fcukin' what?

Thats a physical impossibility FFS
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We'll they are.

Have you tried Big, small and just right sizes?
or have you been feeling as though you've been deprived from the big bap brigage?
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Old 18 March 2010, 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Fantom
She could never be on the tv too much!
Agree, she's the only thing on tv worth watching.
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Old 18 March 2010, 04:02 PM
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Originally Posted by urban
We'll they are.

Have you tried Big, small and just right sizes?
or have you been feeling as though you've been deprived from the big bap brigage?
Deprived... understatement of the decade.

Still an impossibility. Big, large, mahoosive.... any day over fried eggs my good man.
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Old 18 March 2010, 04:25 PM
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+1 on the wonky speak out of one side of her mouth thing.

still would though
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Old 18 March 2010, 04:26 PM
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Not fried egg size, bit bigger than that .

Lets just say something thats suitably firm insteal of a big wibbly wobbly jelly thing
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Old 18 March 2010, 04:37 PM
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Sorry, but she is odd shaped and just comes over as "big".

Andy: I've e-mailed your responses on here to someone we both know
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Old 18 March 2010, 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Sorry, but she is odd shaped and just comes over as "big".

Andy: I've e-mailed your responses on here to someone we both know


Looks like a fine shape to me!

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Old 18 March 2010, 05:32 PM
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Curvy (but not fat ) is the sexiest.

If I were on the dole I'd knock a couple out to that each morning
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Old 18 March 2010, 05:33 PM
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But when you see a side-on view such as when she turns to the judges on Dancing on Ice, you realize what a large 'arris she's recently developed.

Still would though..., before it's too late!
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Old 18 March 2010, 05:36 PM
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She's a biffa...

...not for me I am afraid!
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Old 18 March 2010, 06:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Trout
She's a biffa...

...not for me I am afraid!
Are you gay



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Old 18 March 2010, 06:32 PM
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She's annoying, she has an annoying voice, she is about the same size as Ginormica in Monsters v Aliens!



PS Only a giver, not a taker...


...open wide!
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Old 18 March 2010, 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by alcazar
Sorry, but she is odd shaped and just comes over as "big".

Andy: I've e-mailed your responses on here to someone we both know
Ah, good, she may get the hint then and buy some
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Thats all I have to say on the matter.
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Originally Posted by Coffin Dodger
Curvy (but not fat ) is the sexiest.

If I were on the dole I'd knock a couple out to that each morning
Judging by some of the comments on here I'd say that several do that already
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