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Old 11 March 2010, 02:06 PM
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Default 5 tips of a perfect relationship

1. its important to have a woman who cooks, cleans and has a job.

2. its important to have a woman who can make you laugh.

3. its important to have a woman you can trust and would never lie.

4. its important to have a woman who is good in bed and likes being with you.

5. its absolutley ******* vital that these four women dont know each other!!


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Old 12 March 2010, 03:04 PM
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Bloke I used to know used to say "Keep them fat, pregnant, and in the kitchen"!

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Originally Posted by Leslie
Bloke I used to know used to say "Keep them fat, pregnant, and in the kitchen"!

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How long did he survive before she clobbered him
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Originally Posted by Lee247
How long did he survive before she clobbered him
He was a big bloke Lee, but one morning he turned up for work looking the worse for wear and he never mentioned it again!

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Originally Posted by Leslie
He was a big bloke Lee, but one morning he turned up for work looking the worse for wear and he never mentioned it again!

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A case of this, methinks
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A case of this, methinks
Thats about it-every married man's secret fear!

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