Which football manager do you resemble
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Which football manager do you resemble
Here's a quiz which will tell you what manager you resemble the most....
Q 1. There's ten minutes to go in a match. You desperately need a goal. What do you do?
(A) Try to maintain your cool image. Chew gum, strike a relaxed pose...just stay cool!
(B) Same old routine. Throw on that 47 year old Welshman who saves your bacon every week, then get to work on harassing the fourth official...
(C) Begin planning your post-match speech, in which you accuse th [...]
Q 1. There's ten minutes to go in a match. You desperately need a goal. What do you do?
(A) Try to maintain your cool image. Chew gum, strike a relaxed pose...just stay cool!
(B) Same old routine. Throw on that 47 year old Welshman who saves your bacon every week, then get to work on harassing the fourth official...
(C) Begin planning your post-match speech, in which you accuse the opposition of bullying your players...who incidently played really good football and deserved to win.
(D) Take your star striker off and take a gamble on that Dutch ***** everyone hates.
Q 2. You lose the match. A journalist questions your team selection. What do you do?
(A) Arrogantly proclaim that your team is the best, and put the result down to bad luck.
(B) Blame the referee for not adding those 14 minutes of stoppage time you wanted. Then storm out of the room, vowing never to speak to any journalist ever again.
(C) Having forgotten your speech, you revert to informing the press that you "did not see it".
(D) Waffle on in an amusing Spanish accent about "control", "quality" and "squad", without making an awful lot of sense.
Q 3. Another club offers you a promising 19 year old on the cheap. What do you do?
(A) Refuse. You can't be seen buying cheap players! Only the finest, most overrated, most overvalued players will do for you.
(B) Say "why not?", and buy him using only a fraction of your extravagant transfer budget. Then, stick him in the reserves for years while continuing to play 43 year old has-beens in the first team.
(C) Refuse. You only buy 14 year olds.
(D) You sell five of the rubbish players you bought in the last transfer window, eventually raising the £720K you need to put in a bid...only to have it snatched away by your tight American owners.
All A's: Jose Mourinho
All B's: Alex Ferguson
All C's: Arsene Wenger
All D's: Rafa Benitez
Q 1. There's ten minutes to go in a match. You desperately need a goal. What do you do?
(A) Try to maintain your cool image. Chew gum, strike a relaxed pose...just stay cool!
(B) Same old routine. Throw on that 47 year old Welshman who saves your bacon every week, then get to work on harassing the fourth official...
(C) Begin planning your post-match speech, in which you accuse th [...]
Q 1. There's ten minutes to go in a match. You desperately need a goal. What do you do?
(A) Try to maintain your cool image. Chew gum, strike a relaxed pose...just stay cool!
(B) Same old routine. Throw on that 47 year old Welshman who saves your bacon every week, then get to work on harassing the fourth official...
(C) Begin planning your post-match speech, in which you accuse the opposition of bullying your players...who incidently played really good football and deserved to win.
(D) Take your star striker off and take a gamble on that Dutch ***** everyone hates.
Q 2. You lose the match. A journalist questions your team selection. What do you do?
(A) Arrogantly proclaim that your team is the best, and put the result down to bad luck.
(B) Blame the referee for not adding those 14 minutes of stoppage time you wanted. Then storm out of the room, vowing never to speak to any journalist ever again.
(C) Having forgotten your speech, you revert to informing the press that you "did not see it".
(D) Waffle on in an amusing Spanish accent about "control", "quality" and "squad", without making an awful lot of sense.
Q 3. Another club offers you a promising 19 year old on the cheap. What do you do?
(A) Refuse. You can't be seen buying cheap players! Only the finest, most overrated, most overvalued players will do for you.
(B) Say "why not?", and buy him using only a fraction of your extravagant transfer budget. Then, stick him in the reserves for years while continuing to play 43 year old has-beens in the first team.
(C) Refuse. You only buy 14 year olds.
(D) You sell five of the rubbish players you bought in the last transfer window, eventually raising the £720K you need to put in a bid...only to have it snatched away by your tight American owners.
All A's: Jose Mourinho
All B's: Alex Ferguson
All C's: Arsene Wenger
All D's: Rafa Benitez
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